Aladdin (TV Series)

Do the Rat Thing (1994)

Gilbert Gottfried: Iago

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Quotes 

• Iago : Wow, you need a permit for everything these days.

• Princess Jasmine : Do you know what Aladdin called me? Princess!

  Iago : [sarcastically]  Offend not my delicate ears with such language!

• Iago : Look. This is crazy, you know that? You don't know the first thing about stealing. Now, let me fill you in on some of the finer points.

  Princess Jasmine : What finer points?

  [She takes a mirror] 

  Princess Jasmine : I'll just take this.

  Iago : But- you can't just- Hey, there's an art to this!

  Princess Jasmine : [whispering]  I'll come back later and pay for it.

  Iago : Talk about unclear on the concept.

• Iago : What do lizards eat, anyway?

  Princess Jasmine : Bugs, I think.

  [Iago makes a disgusted face and lets go of Jasmine's tail] 

  Iago : Terrific. I'm a lizard, I'm starving, and I eat bugs!

• Iago : [having landed belly-first into a melon]  Just when I think there are no new kind of pain...

• [Jasmine pulls Iago onto an sheet, under which a potter is sitting] 

  Iago : Hey! What are ya doin'?

  [He sees her knawing at the rope holding the sheet down] 

  Iago : Oh, I see! You're gonna use this thing like a slingshot, and... uh-oh.

  [Jasmine nibbles the rope down, sending them both hurtling through the air and landing belly first into a melon] 

  Iago : Just when I think there are no new kinds of pain... I find one.