- Princess Jasmine: Do you know what Aladdin called me? Princess!
- Iago: [sarcastically] Offend not my delicate ears with such language!
- Iago: Look. This is crazy, you know that? You don't know the first thing about stealing. Now, let me fill you in on some of the finer points.
- Princess Jasmine: What finer points?
- [She takes a mirror]
- Princess Jasmine: I'll just take this.
- Iago: But- you can't just- Hey, there's an art to this!
- Princess Jasmine: [whispering] I'll come back later and pay for it.
- Iago: Talk about unclear on the concept.
- Iago: What do lizards eat, anyway?
- Princess Jasmine: Bugs, I think.
- [Iago makes a disgusted face and lets go of Jasmine's tail]
- Iago: Terrific. I'm a lizard, I'm starving, and I eat bugs!
- [Jasmine pulls Iago onto an sheet, under which a potter is sitting]
- Iago: Hey! What are ya doin'?
- [He sees her knawing at the rope holding the sheet down]
- Iago: Oh, I see! You're gonna use this thing like a slingshot, and... uh-oh.
- [Jasmine nibbles the rope down, sending them both hurtling through the air and landing belly first into a melon]
- Iago: Just when I think there are no new kinds of pain... I find one.