Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Slime Okay, You're Okay (1991)

Jim Cummings: Darkwing Duck, Drake Mallard

Quotes 

• Drake Mallard : I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the fingernail that scrapes across the blackboard of your soul! And most importantly,

  [playing Monopoly] 

  Drake Mallard : I am the owner of Mallard Gardens!

• [closing lines] 

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : [screams in the bathtub]  No! No! Quit! Please! No! Stop! Help!

  [Drake scrubs her hair with soap] 

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Ooh, yuck! This is worse than being a slime monster.

  Drake Mallard : Sorry, Gosalyn, but I'm afraid the only cure is... plain old soap and water! Now hold still!

  [the two jabber as he continues scrubbing] 

• Dr. Reginald Bushroot : [emerging from the greenhouse with fertilizer, followed by Spike]  This plant food and fertilizer ought to do the trick

  [calling] 

  Dr. Reginald Bushroot : Oh, Hedgy! I got your snack!

  [looks around and sees nobody] 

  Dr. Reginald Bushroot : Hedgy! Uh, Hedgy! Where are you? Er, yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo, Hedgy! Yoo-hoo!

  Darkwing Duck : [sneaking up from behind]  Yoo-hoo to you too-hoo!

  Dr. Reginald Bushroot : Hmm, Hedgy's voice is developing a familiar tone. How odd.

  Darkwing Duck : [taps Bushroot from behind]  Not as odd as you, fertilizer face!

• Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : I am the slime that slurps in the night!

  [She pulls Darkwing and Launchpad away from Hedgy] 

  Darkwing Duck : Whoa!

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : [as Hedgy runs away]  I am the wad of gum that sticks to the heel of crime! I am Yucky Duck!

  [She notices that Bushroot and Spike are gone] 

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Maybe I need a shorter intro.

  Dr. Reginald Bushroot : [hiding and spying on her]  That creature kinda reminds me of Hedgy.

  [turns the other way] 

  Dr. Reginald Bushroot : [horrified]  Hedgy!

  [Hedgy melts into inactive goo] 

  Dr. Reginald Bushroot : [nervous]  Are you feeling O.K? I mean I know I'm not one to talk but you don't look so good.

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : [meanwhile]  Uh, sorry, Dad. I guess I let Bushroot get away again.

  [She eats an entire tree] 

  Darkwing Duck : [getting an idea]  Maybe so. But with your slime powers, I'll get rid of that villainous vegetable once and for all!

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : [elated]  You mean I get to help? Cool!

  [She tries to hug him, but he backs away] 

  Launchpad McQuack : [discreetly]  But shouldn't we try turning Gosalyn back to normal, D.W.?

  Darkwing Duck : Later, Launchpad. Later. Right now... let's get slimy!

• Drake Mallard : [struggling to get into Gosalyn's bedroom]  Gosalyn? I thought I told you to clean up the mess in your room!

  [He finally gets in and sees Gosalyn covered in slime and staring at the mirror] 

  Drake Mallard : [screams]  You are the mess in your room!

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Cool, huh? Wait till the kids in school see me.

  [She begins to walk out] 

  Drake Mallard : [grabbing her]  Maybe not. You're not going anywhere until we find out what happened to you. I'll write a note saying you can't go to school because you're a gelatinous glob of algae.

  [beat] 

  Drake Mallard : On second thought, I'll say you've got bubonic plague. It's more believable.

• Dr. Reginald Bushroot : [working on his new potion]  So, the world thinks I'm a monster- a horrible, ugly, mutant plant monster. Well, as soon as formula IQ2U is perfected, I won't be alone. One tiny little drop and any vegetation will mutate into an intelligent plant... like me. Spike, the final ingredient - plutonium plant plasma.

  [Spike chases after a fly] 

  Dr. Reginald Bushroot : Spike! The plasma! Fetch the plasma!

  [Spike races over to a vile of plasma, sniffing it and drinking some] 

  Dr. Reginald Bushroot : And be careful. Plutonium plant plasma is the most powerful growth hormone in all the world.

  [Bushroot stops, screams, pauses, and shrugs] 

  Dr. Reginald Bushroot : [pouring the plasma into the potion]  Now there's only one thing left to do... cackle madly!

  [begins to laugh evilly, only for Darkwing to spawn from a window] 

  Darkwing Duck : I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the spinach that sticks to your teeth!

  [swings in with a vine] 

  Darkwing Duck : I am Darkwing...

  [notices the room is empty] 

  Darkwing Duck : ...Duck and where did everyone go?

  Launchpad McQuack : [climbing down the vine]  Maybe you need to work on a shorter entry, D.W.

  Darkwing Duck : Maybe somebody needs a shorter pet flytrap.

  [Bushroot grins thinking that he's hiding well] 

  Darkwing Duck : [popping up in front of Bushroot]  Peek-a-boo, broccoli brain!

  Dr. Reginald Bushroot : [to Spike]  Oh, remind me to prune you when we get home.

• Darkwing Duck : You're more than a daughter now! You're a tool in the utility belt of justice!