Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Twin Beaks (1991)

Terence McGovern: Launchpad McQuack

Quotes 

• [Launchpad is reading a book while flying the Thunderquack so recklessly, Darkwing is being bounced around] 

  Darkwing Duck : Launchpad! Would you mind paying a bit more attention to your flying? I'd like to meet with the warden while I'm still among the living.

  Launchpad McQuack : Sorry, D.W. Say, did you know some police departments use psychic powers to solve crimes?

  Darkwing Duck : Just what kind of tripe are you reading?

  [takes the book] 

  Launchpad McQuack : It's the latest in the "Incredibly Large and Weird Books For Your Coffee Table" collection.

  Darkwing Duck : Launchpad, there is no easy way to solve a crime. Just logic, deduction, and a thorough compiling of clues. Yeah, yeah. That's how I locked Bushroot away in the first place.

  Launchpad McQuack : Gee, I thought it was because he tried hiding in the back of a police car.

  Darkwing Duck : [groans]  Just land the plane. The warden's waiting.

• [Gosalyn and Launchpad are seated on the couch with pyramid hats] 

  Drake Mallard : [annoyed]  Well, that's quite a fashion statement for you two. Who's your designer? King Tut?

  Launchpad McQuack : We're boosting our psychic senses with pyramid power.

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Yeah! If I can read my teacher's mind, I'll never have to study for tests anymore.

  Drake Mallard : Really? Why don't you try reading my mind?

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : [nervously]  Um, gee. Guess I better get upstairs and start my homework.

  [She runs up to her bedroom] 

  Launchpad McQuack : See that? The hat's working already.

  Drake Mallard : Launchpad, it was just luck that you found that vine.

  Launchpad McQuack : Uh, you better get the door.

  Drake Mallard : And now you have Gosalyn believing in that nonsense.

  [the doorbell rings] 

  Drake Mallard : I'll get the door.