- [Launchpad is reading a book while flying the Thunderquack so recklessly, Darkwing is being bounced around]
- Darkwing Duck: Launchpad! Would you mind paying a bit more attention to your flying? I'd like to meet with the warden while I'm still among the living.
- Launchpad McQuack: Sorry, D.W. Say, did you know some police departments use psychic powers to solve crimes?
- Darkwing Duck: Just what kind of tripe are you reading?
- [takes the book]
- Launchpad McQuack: It's the latest in the "Incredibly Large and Weird Books For Your Coffee Table" collection.
- Darkwing Duck: Launchpad, there is no easy way to solve a crime. Just logic, deduction, and a thorough compiling of clues. Yeah, yeah. That's how I locked Bushroot away in the first place.
- Launchpad McQuack: Gee, I thought it was because he tried hiding in the back of a police car.
- Darkwing Duck: [groans] Just land the plane. The warden's waiting.
- [Gosalyn and Launchpad are seated on the couch with pyramid hats]
- Drake Mallard: [annoyed] Well, that's quite a fashion statement for you two. Who's your designer? King Tut?
- Launchpad McQuack: We're boosting our psychic senses with pyramid power.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Yeah! If I can read my teacher's mind, I'll never have to study for tests anymore.
- Drake Mallard: Really? Why don't you try reading my mind?
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [nervously] Um, gee. Guess I better get upstairs and start my homework.
- [She runs up to her bedroom]
- Launchpad McQuack: See that? The hat's working already.
- Drake Mallard: Launchpad, it was just luck that you found that vine.
- Launchpad McQuack: Uh, you better get the door.
- Drake Mallard: And now you have Gosalyn believing in that nonsense.
- [the doorbell rings]
- Drake Mallard: I'll get the door.