- Princess Vespa: What is it about long, hard, tubular things that I find so fascinating?
- Dot Matrix: Talk about your Freudian ship.
- Major Bleephole: We have been sucked into the galaxy of bad gas.
- [everyone screams as the boat rocks to and fro]
- President Skroob: [addressing the camera] Lucky for you this isn't smell-o-vision
- Princess Vespa: What a great job.
- Lone Starr: Oh, I'd love to hear you say that in another context.
- Princess Vespa: Don't stop!
- Lone Starr: That too.