Spaceballs: The Animated Series (TV Series)
Druidian Idol (2008)
Rino Romano: Lone Starr
Quotes
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Vinnie : I highly recommend you pay me protection money, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr : Protection? Protection from who?
Vinnie : Protection from me.
Lone Starr : [chuckles] I don't need protection from you.
Vinnie : Oh, yes you do. When I get angry, I break heads. And when people don't cooperate with my extortion...
Lone Starr : You get angry?
Vinnie : No. When people don't cooperate with my extortion I get depressed.
Lone Starr : I see... and, and when you get depressed, you get angry?
Vinnie : No. When I get depressed, I get hungry.
Lone Starr : And when you get hungry you get angry?
Vinnie : Shut it, Dr. Phil, whould ya? When I get hungry, I start eating and when I start eating I get fat. And when I get fat...
Lone Starr : Then you get angry?
Vinnie : No, then my doctor gets angry. Because he's already told me a thousand times my cholesterol is too high. And when my doctor gets angry, that's when I get angry. I don't like disappointing him. So just pay me a million starbucks.
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Dot Matrix : [judging Druidian Idol] You know, you've got a very unique voice. You should be in silent films.
Lone Starr : Eh, I think my ears bleeding.
President Skroob : What misguided being told you had any singing ability whatsoever?
Contestant : My zebra, sir.
President Skroob : You're zebra's an asshole.
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Lone Starr : Scroob!
President Skroob : Yes, when only first rate villainy will do.
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Lone Starr : [on cellphone] Yogurt, I need your help.
Yogurt : Right now? I'm in the middle of something.
Bingo leader : N-42...
Lone Starr : But where in the middle of the end of planet Druidia.
Yogurt : Well, the middle of the end, that's better than the end of the end.