- Detective Lindsay Monroe: What about this website. It's encouraging kids to hurt themselves. That can't be legal.
- Detective Mac Taylor: Contests aren't against the law. Neither is stupidity or bad judgement.
- Detective Mac Taylor: I was just wondering. When you were making all those arrests, locking up bad guys, were you imagining a day when you'd be so busy kissing the Chief of Detective's ass you wouldn't remember what it was like to be a cop?
- Insp. Stanton Gerrard: You son of a bitch. I don't deserve that. You know I'm here because...
- Detective Mac Taylor: You don't have to explain it Inspector, I get it. You're just a puppet. I'll take my case to the badge that pulls the strings.
- [discussing the victim dressed as an angel, who fell through the roof of a church]
- Detective Don Flack: No ID on the vic. Could be a Michael or Gabriel. They say it's tough to make it in Manhattan... Heaven must be brutal.
- Detective Mac Taylor: Yeah.
- Detective Don Flack: Still checking missing persons... and Nostradamus.