The Whitest Kids U'Know (TV Series)

Episode #1.3 (2007)

Sam Brown: Various

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Quotes 

• Dave : Hey Bill! Hey Bill! Bill!

  Bill : Hey Dave, shh!

  Dave : What's going on?

  Bill : Wendy's sleeping!

  Dave : C'mon man! Don't wake her up, c'mon, let's go! Race war!

  Bill : Race war? What do you mean?

  Dave : Didn't we always talk about wanting to do that?

  Bill : No...I don't remember that at all.

  Dave : ...C'mon Bill! Race war! You can be Captain! I'm gonna be Sergeant! Oh, is that Wendy?

  Bill : Yeah, you woke her up!

  Dave : Tell her I said hey! Is she still mad at me?

  Bill : Yeah, she is.

  Dave : C'mon man, race war! Bring her! No, don't bring her. She's...what is she?

  Bill : Italian.

  Dave : Yeah, don't bring her. Hey, you wanna get her? Oh no, you like her, that's right. Well don't tell her, she might tell the Italians.

  Bill : Dude, it's the same race.

  Dave : As what?

  Bill : Us.

  Dave : What? No...we're American.

  Bill : Kind of...

  Dave : What are you?

  Bill : English.

  Dave : Oh!

  [holds up his bat, jokingly] 

  Dave : That's American.

  [a truck drives by] 

  Dave : There's one! C'mon Bill, I'm gonna get that guy, I'll come back!

  [runs off screen, and then back on] 

  Dave : He was in a truck. Couldn't get him.