- Danger Mouse: No time for SpamChops, who'd like a plate of excitement served up with a side order of danger?
- Colonel K: [hologram projection] The agency's in big trouble.
- Danger Mouse: What is it, Colonel, time traveling gangster dinosaurs from the Mesozoic Era with laser eyes and invisibility pants?
- Quark: Eh, never mind the truth. Making up stuff will get you anything you want.
- Quark's stomach: Be a villain, it's more honest.