Life on Mars (TV Series)

Episode #2.7 (2007)

Philip Glenister: Gene Hunt

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Quotes 

• Gene : Listen, you're not the one who's going to have to knit himself a new arse after 25 years of aggressive male affection in prison showers. I'm coming with you!

• [Sam startles Gene by waking screaming from a nightmare] 

  Sam Tyler : I was just dreaming.

  Gene : What I call a dream involves Diana Dors and a bottle of chip oil!

• Gene : [after Sam woke up screaming]  That's a guilty conscience.

  Sam Tyler : What is?

  Gene : The root of nightmares. Now as for me, I slept like a baby.

  Sam Tyler : Yeah, a twenty stone baby. Burps, snores, farts...

  Gene : I do *not* snore!

• Sam Tyler : Why are we running?

  Gene : 'Coz they're chasing us.

• Gene : [Tyler prepares to interview Hunt]  Come on, then, Twinkle-Toes. Strut your stuff!

• Gene : I love you!

  [grabs hold of Sue, kisses her full on the lips] 

  Sue : [splutters embarrassedly]  You filthy swine!

  Gene : Ooh, yeah!

• Gene : [on the phone to Sam]  I appear to have killed a man.

• Sue : Oh. It's you. It took two bottles of bleach and a can of Ajax to get your stink off this doorstep.

  Gene : My stink? You saw me here?

  Sue : Saw you? I had to step over your carcass. Now me, I would've just left you there but that's what friends are for.

  Gene : Friends?

  Sue : The young lad who came and poured you into the back of his van. It was him who needed help, he looked like he'd been in the wars with that bandaged hand.

• Sam Tyler : You can't go in there. You're public enemy n°1.

  [Gene puts on big sunglasses] 

  Sam Tyler : That's your idea of a disguise?

  Gene : I pass through crowds like the invisible man

  [they get out of the car, Ray and Chris drive up] 

  Ray Carling : Guv! It's Morgan. We've got to bring you in.

• Gene : And another thing. I intend to drink the equivalent of the North Sea in whisky tonight so raid your piggy banks.