Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Hot Spells (1992)

Jim Cummings: Darkwing Duck, Cousin Blobby, Herb Muddlefoot

Quotes 

• Darkwing Duck : I can't say no to my little girl... not if I want to wake up in the morning.

• Darkwing Duck : I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the water balloon that lands right on your head! I am Darkwing Duck!

• Morgana Macawber : [nervously]  Oh, I don't know. Do you think I should redo these in color? I have to tell them.

  Darkwing Duck : Look, Morg, you've already written the paper. If they want learn about warts and boils, they can just read it to themselves. What's the big deal?

  Morgana Macawber : [growing upset]  What's the big deal?

  [eyes turning red] 

  Morgana Macawber : IT'S ONLY THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!

  [Darkwing yelps and makes a run for it. She fries Darkwing onto the wall] 

  Morgana Macawber : [calming down]  Oh, sorry, Dark. I'm just a little tense.

  Darkwing Duck : [chuckles nervously]  Sure, little tense. Th-that's understandable.

  Morgana Macawber : Oh, Dark, don't you see? Dean McHex won't just be judging my paper, they'll be judging me! My demeanor, my style, my ability to think on my feet...

  Darkwing Duck : [annoyed]  Gee, is there gonna be a swimsuit competition too?

• Moloculo Macawber : Still dating a normal, I see. Couldn't you dig up someone better?

  Darkwing Duck : Hey, hey, hey! She quit digging when she found me, pal!

  Moloculo Macawber : Perhaps she needs a new shovel.

  [He fries Darkwing] 

  Darkwing Duck : [coughs]  Is that your best trick, black stone?

  Morgana Macawber : Father, Darkwing, will you please try to get along with each other?

  Darkwing Duck : Ooh, kay.

  Moloculo Macawber : Only for your sake, my daughter.

  Darkwing Duck : Besides, I know what it's like to be a proud father.

  Moloculo Macawber : [looking away in concern]  Oh, really?

  [Gosalyn peaks in from a second floor window. Darkwing notices] 

  Darkwing Duck : [shocked]  Gosalyn, what are you doing up there?

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : You should see the gross stuff they have in here.

• Darkwing Duck : Yeah, yeah... that's my little genius.

  Morgana Macawber : Oh, Dark, you don't think that Gosalyn could do the magical calculations.

  Darkwing Duck : Hey, she may not be book smart, but she's got great imagination. Just ask her teacher... who oughta be released any day now.

• [During Gosalyn's presentation, Darkwing takes a seat next to Moloculo] 

  Darkwing Duck : [nudging]  Did I miss anything, mac?

  [Moloculo zaps Darkwing in annoyance] 

  Darkwing Duck : We'll call that a no.