The Powerpuff Girls (TV Series)

Telephonies/Tough Love (1998)

Roger Jackson: Mojo Jojo, Pierre

Quotes 

• Mojo Jojo : [Mojo is sitting in a canvas beach chair in his lair. He is on the phone]  All right, all right, Fuzzy, I heard you the first time... I know.

  [the line beeps] 

  Mojo Jojo : I kn - hold on, Fuzzy. There's someone on the other line.

  [He pushes a button to pick up the call] 

  HIM : [over the phone, using his evil voice]  Mojo! It's me...

  [Split-screen view to show him; he continues in his effeminate voice] 

  HIM : ..."Him."

  [the sound of this voice unsettles Mojo considerably] 

  Mojo Jojo : [jumps off his chair]  Yes, sir! What is it?

  HIM : You won't believe what just happened!

  Mojo Jojo : [hops back on his chair]  The Powerpuff Girls just broke in unexpected?

  HIM : What? How did you know?

  Mojo Jojo : The same thing happened to me and Fuzzy Lumpkins. He's on the other line.

  HIM : Well, put him on!

  [Mojo pushes a button on his phone, and the screen splits again to show Fuzzy, now dressed and back to his normal pink color from his earlier red enraged state at the Girls] 

  Fuzzy Lumpkins : Bushwhacked in my birthday suit!

  HIM : This is an outrage!

  Mojo Jojo : You are right. We're all citizens. Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless.

  Fuzzy Lumpkins : Birthday suit!

  [He sobs] 

  HIM : We should complain!

  Mojo Jojo : But to who?

• Mojo Jojo : [Mojo is sleeping with a newspaper over his face on his recliner chair. After several seconds of silence, the girls crash in through the ceiling, jolting him awake]  Wha...?

  [the girls start pounding on him. From his chair, he yells at them] 

  Mojo Jojo : What is the meaning of...

  [the end of the sentence is cut off when Blossom shoves the back of the chair down onto him, squashing him. Buttercup picks the chair up and throws it against a wall. It falls to the floor and lands on its back, leaving him looking up at the girls] 

  Blossom : Don't play dumb. We know you've got some evil plot underway!

  Mojo Jojo : What are you talking about?

  Buttercup : Oh, like you don't have a giant robot ready to smash Townsville

  Mojo Jojo : No.

  Blossom : No diabolical plans to destroy the world?

  Mojo Jojo : No.

  Bubbles : Turn everyone into zombies and you scare people!

  Mojo Jojo : Oh, for crying out loud. No! I had no intention of committing any crimes today.

  Blossom : Then what were you doing before we got here?

  Mojo Jojo : Sleeping!

  Buttercup : Before that?

  Mojo Jojo : Reading the paper!

  Blossom : [deflated]  Oh.

  [Long pause] 

  Blossom : Well... You better behave yourself, or we'll be back.

  Mojo Jojo : [sarcastically]  Oh goodness. I better not snore.