John from Cincinnati (TV Series)

His Visit: Day Two (2007)

Keala Kennelly: Kai

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Kai : [surfing in toward Mitch, who is on shore]  Hey, old man!

• Mitch Yost : Watch your feet; I stepped on a syringe here yesterday.

  Kai : Yeah, welcome to the sloughs.

  Kai : [about Cass]  Who's that chick? She a fan of yours?

  Mitch Yost : All my fans are in retirement homes.

• Kai : [to Cass]  Did you get Mitch in your Porsche? Show him how the gear box works?

• John Monad : [in the hospital]  Did you dump out this morning?

  Kai : Uh-huh. You need to dump out?

• John Monad : [in the hospital]  I just a took a dump a grown man would be proud of.

  Kai : At a boy.

• Kai : He didn't come up! He never came up!