- Kyle: I'd spent my whole life fearing them, when in reality they feared me. I was the ghost. The ghost in the machine.
- Andy Jensen: Too bad they don't have merit badges for playing porno video games. You'd be an eagle scout by now.
- Kyle: I kissed Amanda.
- Declan McDonough: I knew it. You had this weird morning-after vibe.
- Kyle: I just can't figure out if we...
- Amanda: ...are a couple or not.
- Lori Trager: What you need is the kiss test. The first kiss is for romantic-comedy endings.
- Lori Trager: The second kiss is what defines the relationship.
- Josh Trager: Andy, about what you said...
- Andy Jensen: Forget about it.
- Josh Trager: How am I supposed to do that?
- Andy Jensen: Easy. When you get the urge to talk about it, don't. Oh, and do me a favor and don't tell anyone.
- Josh Trager: Andy?
- Andy Jensen: I'm serious.
- Kyle: I went back in and risked my life to get something I didn't get anyway. I could have died down there. I could have lost everything. I could have lost you.
- Declan McDonough: Trager, quuit messing around.
- Kyle: Lori, get out it's not safe.
- Declan McDonough: What's wrong?
- Kyle: ZZYZX. This is a way in.
- Declan McDonough: Lori, get the hell out of there!
- Kyle: Are you okay?
- Declan McDonough: Just a little tight. I'm a bit claustrophobic.
- Kyle: Be careful.
- Declan McDonough: Trager.
- Lori Trager: Where the hell have you guys been?
- Kyle: Lori, get out of there.
- Lori Trager: Kyle! Declan! Oh my god, get me out of here. Declan! Guys,can you hear me? Hello?
- Lori Trager: Kyle! Declan! Can you here me?