Loki (TV Series)

Glorious Purpose (2021)

Jon Levine: Paperwork Clerk

Quotes 

• Paperwork Clerk : Please confirm to your knowledge that you are not a fully robotic being, were born an organic creature, and do in fact possess what many cultures would call a soul.

  Loki : What? "To my knowledge"? Do a lot of people not know if they're robots?

  Paperwork Clerk : Thank you for your conformation. Please move through.

  Loki : [to himself]  What if I was a robot and I didn't know it?

  Paperwork Clerk : The machine would melt you from the inside out. Please move along, sir.

• [Loki falls into an office face-to-face with a no-nonsense paperwork clerk sitting next to a vertical conveyor belt. The clerk pushes an extremely large stack of papers towards Loki] 

  Paperwork Clerk : Please sign to verify this is everything you've ever said.

  Loki : What?

  [the clerk turns to the conveyor belt, pulls off a sheet, and places it on top of the stack; it reads "What?"] 

  Paperwork Clerk : Sign this too.

  Loki : This is absurd!

  [Again, the clerk turns to the conveyor belt, pulls off a sheet, and places it on top of the stack; this one reads "This is absurd!"] 

  Paperwork Clerk : And this.

  [Completely and utterly mystified, Loki begrudgingly signs the papers]