Brendan Schaub: You'd Be Surprised (2019) Poster

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1/10
His MMA career was funnier
TickReviews13 June 2019
Honestly, I am not going into how he has no punchlines or how unfunny this is. I am just literally going to tell you not to bother with this embarrassing comedy special. One of the worst things I've ever seen
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1/10
It's an accomplishment to be this unfunny
ericeherr30 May 2019
Schaub does not have the brains, the wit, or the experience necessary to be funny for a full set, but you'd think even an amateur might bumble into a laugh line or two.

Not Brendan. This is stunningly bad. Schaub's dudebro approach to "comedy" mostly involves yelling into the mic to let you know How Hugely Crazy And Funny This Story I'm Telling You Is!!!!

Like, whoa! I mean, unbelievable!

He's like an annoying guy at the bar who's had too much drink and now believes he's charming and charismatic.
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1/10
Just watch cat videos or Vine compilations or whatever for an hour instead
Jeremy_Urquhart13 July 2020
It really is that bad. I asked for terrible standup special in a Facebook group and this one came up the most. I can't watch anything else recommended there because this was too draining. I wanted to see what bad standup looked like, and I got it.

So many blatant humble brags, so many desperate shoutouts to famous people he knows, and near endless weird flexes. The jokes are lacklustre all the way through, the opening is bafflingly bad, Schaub looks uncomfortable and nervous for much of the special, and overall, I couldn't wait for it to end. The crowd is barely laughing at many jokes by the end of it too.

Just avoid. Avoid at all costs. So bad it's good doesn't seem to apply to standup, unless you just want to punish yourself.
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1/10
Maybe I can have a stand up special too if I have comedians as friends.
landonweckerly15 June 2019
Shoulda spent more time polishing his craft and less time buying 1500 dollar sweatpants and snazzy clothes.
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1/10
I love Pure Spectrum products!
chuckyeager1313 June 2019
Unfortunately, this special sucked. Do I get my 50% off coupon that you promised us CEO and Visionary, Brady Bell?
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1/10
Bad special and the comedian is trying to buy good reviews.
corublo30 May 2019
Special has about 2-4 laughs in it.

It has been reviewed negatively on this site and I got an email from some weed company he owns part of, offering 50% off its products in return for good reviews.

I wasn't going to review it until I saw this underhanded behaviour, everyone should know.

If you're researching to see if this special is worth watching, then don't bother, it's no good and even the terrible score is inflated.

Thanks.
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1/10
Sad
michaelcampbellg24 May 2019
This was unwatchable. At first I wondered why Rogan and Callen wouldn't just teach him how to put on a good show, but then I realized this cant be taught and based of the choices he made I don't think he has the ability to become good. I realize comedians early in their careers can struggle for laughs but even open mic comics can chose better content than this while executing the timing better. This was just lame.

Why does he have a special and why are people being asked to pay money for it?
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1/10
Bribing people to rate 5 stars? I had to do a real review.
murdochsk-0820030 May 2019
Rough. I just saw they're bribing people to rate this 5 stars with 59% discounts on his sponsors stores so don't trust any 5 star reviews. that made me actually sign up to give a real review: all his talk about how good he is at comedy and being a comedy road dog this was a huge let down. Weak premises, basic race jokes and go no where stories. Do not waste your time. It actually made it hard to listen to him on his podcast after this. Don't ruin TFATK by watching this.
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1/10
Please don't waste a second of your life on this trash
anewkirk-22 June 2019
Schaub has no excuse to ever be doing a comedy special. The only reason he has one is because of Joe Rogan, who isn't even that funny himself but has a huge following. Out of all the guys in this comedy circle, Theo Von is the only funny one. Brendan's special is the flattest, most unfunny show I think I have ever seen outside of the Saved by the bell's, Dustin Diamond set. Good Lord this is a train wreck. Can't believe anyone would ever go pay to see this junk. Doesn't even deserve 1 star.

Plus paying for good review. GTF out of here.
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1/10
Like paying for showtime but getting the public access channel
I hate to say this, but I have no idea what Schaub was thinking. Don't get me wrong, there are one or two good jokes (Mind you I said ONE or TWO), and after that it feels so pushed. He starts off with a joke about a man who he assumed was Black because of his name but turns out he's Asian. Not the best joke, I see where he was going with it but where's the punchline? He tells stories without the joke, and you sit there wondering why you're even watching this. Understandably, it's his first special, but it seems like he never made it out of open mic night. Production quality is great, but in what they invested in is not. Unfortunately Schaub falls extremely short of having a "good" stand-up special, but if you want to have a good cringe? By all means, this is for you.
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Is this comedy?
yukinakayamatokyo3 June 2019
I am surprised. Surprised how this can be called a comedy special. There's nothing special going on here and nothing funny. At best, this guy is an uncharismatic storyteller. That's being kind. I suppose the only thing going for him is confidence. He must have gassed the audience up because this got zero chuckles from me.
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10/10
How dare you attack my son, I mean this excellent cawlmedian
catchthesmokeinc8 March 2022
In Dwight Schrute voice: " How dare you all attack him like this? Brenda is your superior! You should be bowing down to him!"

My son, I mean Brendan H. Schaub (the H. Stands for Jesus H. Christ), is the voice of our generation. His observational cawlmedy is probably some of the best since Seinfeld did it, and Bapa, lemme tell ya B., Seinfeld is a b-b-b-beast of a comedian, he's to ever do it, absolutely legend, love him, never meddum.

I can't wait until my baby boy is selling out warehouses and temporary FEMA shelters in hurricane-battered areas. He's international too! Just wait until he trugg walks some dimey-dimes to sold out unicef tents in Ukraine. Then you'll see.
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7/10
Much Better than other Reviews give it credit for
ben-4619120 May 2019
The first half was a bit hit and miss but the second half was great.
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1/10
Big fan but this was bad
billyboy_4424 May 2019
This was the sloppiest stand up I've ever seen on a special. This is what happens when your friends and connections get you a special WAY before you are ready. Maybe the end is better, I wouldn't know, I turned it off.
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1/10
Save yourself, avoid at all costs!
nytol1-798-4665782 November 2021
There are no words to do justice to how bad this is.

All adjectives fall short.

Do literally anything rather than watch this pile of warm excrement.

If not for his bromance with Rogan it would never have seen the light of day.
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1/10
Dicey diceyyy B
jokertmnt30 May 2019
Honestly couldn't watch the whole of it 'cause of how bad it was, but hey I was promised a discount on some nice ol' snake oil to "leave the kind of review Brendan deserves" so, here...
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1/10
Not funny
miguelleyvamusic3 June 2019
Really tried giving him a chance. He's simply not a comedian. Very cringing to watch.
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1/10
Dressed Like A Back To The Future II Character
meadekyl3 June 2019
That was the only thing about "You'd Be Surprised" that was even mildly amusing. Hands down the worst comedy hour in history.
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1/10
Awful
onjphone30 May 2019
Warning: Spoilers
One word: awful. This review needs to be longer than my first sentence, so I will say that he told one story that he thought was funny. It was not. Along the way, he interjected commentary that was clearly fabricated because he thought those interjections were funny. They were not.
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1/10
Anyone can can be anything with social media hype
HakuMashentay25 July 2019
This guy is the worst comedian I have ever seen and it was like listening to a dumb guy telling you a crazy story of lies and putting punchlines in there.

I could do a better job than this guy.

Comedians do exaggerate... this dude straight up lies. LMAO
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1/10
Warm moist turd with a touch of steam...
brett-762602 July 2021
Holy crap this was bad... I mean I didn't even crack a smile. There is no way Schaub should have been pushed into doing a special of this size. I think the only people in the audience laughing were family members and the laugh tracks the producers threw out in the speakers. It's so bad even Rogan couldn't offer up some fake laughs for his boy... sorry dude but got to keep it real. Not only did I not laugh, the only thing I got was a big brown in ma pants... I kept squinching my butt cheeks together hoping this show was gonna get funny but I waited too long. The big brown that came out my ass was funnier than this show.... you'd be surprised at size of those thick boys!!! As a matter of fact, watching a stray dog drop a deuce will provide more laughs than this epic stinker of a comedy special... sorry schaub but this was a hot mess from start to finish.
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Lackluster
samuelenzminger30 May 2019
Fan of his podcast but this special was a big brown disappointment.
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10/10
ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE!!!
JaySchaub6913 June 2019
Is it too soon to say that Schaub will go down as one of the all time greats; rivaling the likes of Pryor, Carlin and Chappelle? I think not! As a matter of fact, I don't think any of those legends have ever put out any special that could hold a candle to "You'd Be Surprised"! I've watched it at least 7 times in total now and each time I find some new nugget of comedic genius sprinkled in there. Groundbreaking observational comedy: CHECK. Edge of your seat/side splitting stories: CHECK. A masterpiece of a special that I consider life changing in the best way possible: DOUBLE CHECK! Easily the best debut special I've ever seen. I couldn't be happier that Brendan is following in the footsteps of his childhood heroes, but amazingly, I think he will be surpassing them sooner rather than later. I challenge anyone to watch this special and not immediately feel as they now have a new purpose in life. That is right, this special transcends comedy. And if you sit down and watch this special, it may just transform your life! Tell your friends!
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7/10
People are being too harsh
svh-7332720 May 2019
Ok, this wasnt the greatest special of all time. The stories were solid though. If youre a true fan of comedy you should be able to appreciate what hes doing.
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1/10
Should have waited Brendon
gerihoxha24 May 2019
Not funny and i don't know who's fault it is . A lot of yes men aound you pushing you the wrong way Should have waited Schaub.......
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