Peep Show (TV Series)

Conference (2007)

Jim Howick: Gerard Matthew

Quotes 

• Mark Corrigan : OK, so, final analysis. What have we actually got? What am I going to present to the board?

  [Gerrard hands him a paper] 

  Mark Corrigan : Not that. That sounded good at 3am when we were high on Diet Coke.

  [he looks at another paper] 

  Mark Corrigan : That's bullshit.

  [Gerrard gives him another paper] 

  Mark Corrigan : That's just table talk! That's not fit for public consumption!

  [he sifts through the other papers in front of him] 

  Mark Corrigan : Is that it? Where's the actual sustenance? Where's the beef? Gerrard... we've got... there's... nothing. I've got nothing, I've got fucking nothing here, we haven't got anything! We've spent all night doing... nothing, Gerrard, you prick!

  Gerrard : I've been working very hard, trying to...

  Mark Corrigan : You cocksucker! You stomach levels bullshit wanker!

  Gerrard : That's enough, Mark, all right, you can't talk to me like that!

  [he gets up and leaves] 

  Mark Corrigan : [voiceover]  I've lost my elephant man! My beautiful elephant man!