This mediocre made-in-America release from Britain's Bluebird Films is guaranteed lousy, with director credit shared by fakes Marc Twain and Martha Washington. Its obscurity is evidenced by my having to add it to the database 9 years late.
For some reasons, the filmmakers have asked the actresses to explain to the viewer, over and over (as there are five separate vignettes with five different ladies) the difference between a MILF and a Cougar. This proved to be obfuscation rather than enlightenment, with one offering that recently the age of MILFs had dropped to late 20s and that basically a Cougar had no children.
With this dumb knowledge, which might as well have been announced by Sarah Huckabee Sanders or Kellyanne Conway (thankfully for my eyeballs neither does porn), we have dumb skits that are rushed through in order to get to the XXX content. Very poor casting has similar types Raquel Devine and Janet Mason both assigned wimpy Danny Wylde to dominate and then hump - I thought momentarily during the second one that it was just a repeat.
Worst segment has no real set-up after the lady shuts up, just a poor sex scene with James Deen having sex with young blonde Kinzie Fox, who IMDb prefers to list under the golfing stage name Torrey Pines. Deen, one of porn's lousiest performers, delivers an "invisible" money shot - pretending, rather than cumming.
For some reasons, the filmmakers have asked the actresses to explain to the viewer, over and over (as there are five separate vignettes with five different ladies) the difference between a MILF and a Cougar. This proved to be obfuscation rather than enlightenment, with one offering that recently the age of MILFs had dropped to late 20s and that basically a Cougar had no children.
With this dumb knowledge, which might as well have been announced by Sarah Huckabee Sanders or Kellyanne Conway (thankfully for my eyeballs neither does porn), we have dumb skits that are rushed through in order to get to the XXX content. Very poor casting has similar types Raquel Devine and Janet Mason both assigned wimpy Danny Wylde to dominate and then hump - I thought momentarily during the second one that it was just a repeat.
Worst segment has no real set-up after the lady shuts up, just a poor sex scene with James Deen having sex with young blonde Kinzie Fox, who IMDb prefers to list under the golfing stage name Torrey Pines. Deen, one of porn's lousiest performers, delivers an "invisible" money shot - pretending, rather than cumming.