Vampire Killers (2009)
Lesbian Vampire Killers (original title)Reference View | Change View
- R
- 1h 26min
- Action, Comedy
- 20 Mar 2009 (UK)
- Movie
Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.
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Awards:
- 1 win & 1 nomination.
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| Silvia Colloca | ... |
Carmilla
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Margarita Hall | ... |
Daughter of Darkness 1
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| Sianad Gregory | ... |
Daughter of Darkness 2
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| Mathew Horne | ... |
Jimmy
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| Lucy Gaskell | ... |
Judy
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| Emma Clifford | ... |
Ms Rossi
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| James Corden | ... |
Fletch
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| Travis Oliver | ... |
Steve
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| Susie Amy | ... |
Blonde
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| MyAnna Buring | ... |
Lotte
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| Louise Dylan | ... |
Anke
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Ashley Mulheron | ... |
Trudi
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Tiffany Mulheron | ... |
Heidi
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John Pierce Jones | ... |
Landlord
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| Steve Clark-Hall | ... |
Sidney Goatherder No.7 / The Storyteller
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| Paul McGann | ... |
Vicar
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| Emer Kenny | ... |
Rebecca
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| Vera Graziadei | ... |
Eva
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Jessica Powell | ... |
Lesbian Vampire
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Mary Liddell | ... |
Lesbian Vampire
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Michelle Carter | ... |
Lesbian Vampire
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Nellie McQuinn | ... |
Lesbian Vampire
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Kimberley Payne | ... |
Lesbian Vampire
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Stacy Franklin | ... |
Lesbian Vampire
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Kelly Franklin | ... |
Lesbian Vampire
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Suzanne Perkins | ... |
Lesbian Vampire
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Rossana Stocchino | ... |
Lesbian Vampire
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Lucy Emes | ... |
Lesbian Vampire
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Josephine McGrail | ... |
Lesbian Vampire
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Sirle Von Schihver | ... |
Lesbian Vampire
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Natalie Totham | ... |
Main Title Dancing Girl
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Ani James | ... |
TV Presenter (uncredited)
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Terrence Stone | ... |
Patron (uncredited)
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| Paul Warren | ... |
Prologue Pitch Fork Peasant (uncredited)
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Directed by
| Phil Claydon | ||
Written by
| Stewart Williams | ... | (screenplay) and |
| Paul Hupfield | ... | (screenplay) |
Produced by
| Steffen Aumueller | ... | executive producer |
| Vic Bateman | ... | executive producer |
| Steve Clark-Hall | ... | producer |
| Claus Clausen | ... | executive producer |
| Paul Hupfield | ... | associate producer |
| Elaine Huss | ... | associate producer |
| Peter Kostense | ... | executive producer |
| Charles Layton | ... | executive producer |
| Rob Lewis | ... | associate producer |
| Xavier Marchand | ... | executive producer |
| Sam Nichols | ... | executive producer |
| Angad Paul | ... | co-producer |
| Glenn M. Stewart | ... | executive producer |
| Robert Walak | ... | co-producer |
| Stewart Williams | ... | associate producer |
Music by
| Debbie Wiseman | ||
Cinematography by
| David Higgs | ... | director of photography |
Editing by
| James Herbert | ||
Editorial Department
| Michael Deming | ... | digital film bureau: Ascent 142 Features |
| Rob Farris | ... | digital intermediate producer: Ascent 142 Features |
| Marie Fernandes | ... | digital intermediate producer: Ascent 142 Features |
| Rob Gordon | ... | digital on-line editor: Ascent 142 Features |
| Emily Greenwood | ... | digital on-line editor: Ascent 142 Features |
| Timothy P. Jones | ... | digital film bureau: Ascent 142 Features |
| Patrick Malone | ... | digital intermediate head of department: Ascent 142 Features |
| Alexandra Montgomery | ... | post-production coordinator |
| John Palmer | ... | digital film bureau manager: Ascent 142 Features |
| Rob Pizzey | ... | digital colorist: Ascent 142 Features |
| Gordon Pratt | ... | digital film bureau: Ascent 142 Features |
| Laurent Treherne | ... | digital film technical supervisor: Ascent 142 Features |
| Mark Bankhead | ... | dailies assistant (uncredited) |
| Andrew Cave | ... | dailies assistant (uncredited) |
| Jerry Ramsbottom | ... | assistant editor (uncredited) |
| Steven Waltham | ... | trainee assistant editor (uncredited) |
Casting By
| Kelly Valentine Hendry | ||
| Gail Stevens | ||
Production Design by
| Keith Maxwell | ||
Art Direction by
| Alice Norris | ||
Set Decoration by
| Dominic Smithers | ||
Costume Design by
| Diana Moseley | ||
Makeup Department
| Ben Brown | ... | makeup effects technician: Millennium FX |
| Nicola Buck | ... | hair stylist / makeup artist |
| Kirstin Chalmers | ... | hair designer / makeup designer |
| Paula Eden | ... | makeup effects technician: Millennium FX |
| Darlene Forrester | ... | crowd hair & make up artist: daily |
| Neill Gorton | ... | makeup effects designer: Millennium FX |
| Claire Green | ... | makeup effects technician: Millennium FX |
| Martina Hawkins | ... | makeup effects administrator: Millennium FX |
| Rob Mayor | ... | supervising makeup effects artist: Millennium FX |
| Donald McInnes | ... | hair supervisor / makeup supervisor |
| Jon Moore | ... | makeup effects technician: Millennium FX |
| Darren Nevin | ... | makeup effects technician: Millennium FX |
| John Nolan | ... | makeup effects technician: Millennium FX |
| Gill Reeves | ... | makeup effects technician: Millennium FX |
| Martin Rezard | ... | supervising makeup effects artist: Millennium FX |
| Adrian Rigby | ... | makeup effects technician: Millennium FX |
| Alexandra Scott | ... | assistant hair stylist / assistant makeup artist |
| Kate Alexandra Smith | ... | makeup effects technician: Millennium FX (as Kate Smith) |
| Fiona Walsh | ... | makeup effects technician: Millennium FX |
| Kate Walshe | ... | makeup effects coordinator: Millennium FX |
| Alexandra Wathey | ... | makeup effects technician: Millennium FX (as Alex Wathley) |
| Lauren Wellman | ... | makeup effects technician: Millennium FX |
| Mandy Gold | ... | crowd makeup artist (uncredited) |
| Laura Lilley | ... | daily crowd hair stylist (uncredited) / daily crowd makeup artist (uncredited) |
| Chris Lyons | ... | dental prosthetics (uncredited) |
| Laura McIntosh | ... | makeup artist (uncredited) |
| Brigitta Smart | ... | makeup artist: dailies (uncredited) |
| Lauge Voigt | ... | special makeup effects artist (uncredited) |
| Sian Wilson | ... | makeup artist: dailies (uncredited) |
Production Management
| Charlotte Ashby | ... | production manager |
| Emma Zee | ... | post-production supervisor |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
| Phil Booth | ... | first assistant director |
| Hannah Brown | ... | third assistant director |
| Dan John | ... | second assistant director |
| Vaughn Stein | ... | crowd assistant director |
Art Department
| Alison Adams | ... | graphic artist / model maker |
| Louise Bohling | ... | scenic artist |
| Dan Bryant | ... | stand-by props |
| David Chappell | ... | construction manager |
| Craig Cheeseman | ... | dressing props |
| Noel Cowell | ... | property master (as Noel Cowel) |
| Steve Crewe | ... | carpenter (as Stephen Crewe) |
| Adam Cutts | ... | painter |
| Kevin Day | ... | stand-by props |
| Nick Dugdale | ... | scenic carpenter |
| David Garbe | ... | chargehand carpenter |
| Zaman Ghulam | ... | painter |
| David Gray | ... | stand-by rigger |
| John Hext | ... | head painter (as Jonathan Hext) / stand-by painter (as Jonathan Hext) |
| Martin Kane | ... | dressing props |
| Amy-Louisa Osborn | ... | art department assistant |
| Andrew Smith | ... | stand-by carpenter |
| Geoff Stainthorp | ... | chargehand carpenter (as Geoffrey Stainthorp) |
| Roger Tarry | ... | carpenter |
| Rosanna Westwood | ... | stand-by art director |
| John Whalley | ... | scenic artist |
| Ian Whiteford | ... | greensman |
| Janine Wilder | ... | scenic artist |
| Silas Gee Williams | ... | draughtsman (as Silas Williams) |
| Andrew Barnden | ... | storyboard artist (uncredited) |
Sound Department
| Owen Bleasdale | ... | foley recordist |
| Scott Brewster | ... | LAS ADR recordist |
| Gerry Clay | ... | transfer engineer |
| Arthur Fenn | ... | sound maintenance engineer |
| Nick Foley | ... | adr mixer |
| James Gibb | ... | sound trainee |
| Hugo Jeffreys | ... | adr mixer |
| Robin Johnson | ... | sound maintenance engineer |
| Paulette Victor Lifton | ... | foreign language adr supervisor (as Paulette Victor-Lifton) |
| Bernard O'Reilly | ... | supervising sound editor |
| Keith Partridge | ... | foley assistant |
| Jamison Rabbe | ... | dubbing sound mixer |
| Johnathan Rush | ... | re-recording engineer (as Jonathan Rush) |
| Barnaby Smyth | ... | foley supervisor |
| Andrew Stirk | ... | re-recording mixer / supervising sound editor |
| David Turner | ... | sound technical coordinator |
| Veronica J. Valentini | ... | adr recordist |
| Michele Woods | ... | adr editor |
| James Dandridge | ... | sound maintenance engineer (uncredited) |
| Simon Hayes | ... | production sound mixer (uncredited) |
| Gerard Loret | ... | re-conform editor (uncredited) |
| Johnathan Rush | ... | sound mix technician (uncredited) |
Special Effects by
| Joe Cash | ... | special effects assistant |
| Neal Champion | ... | special effects supervisor: Special Effects Ltd |
| Steve Paton | ... | special effects floor manager: Special Effects (GB) Ltd |
| Scott Peters | ... | special effects technician: Special Effects Ltd |
| Graham Aikman | ... | special effects technician (uncredited) |
| Neill Gorton | ... | special effects designer (uncredited) |
| Claire Green | ... | mould maker (uncredited) |
| Martina Hawkins | ... | effects office administrator (uncredited) |
| Peter Hawkins | ... | animatronic technician (uncredited) |
| Casper Lailey | ... | special effects technician (uncredited) |
| Rob Mayor | ... | effects manager (uncredited) |
| Jon Moore | ... | special effects makeup: floor supervisor (uncredited) |
| John Nolan | ... | animatronic designer (uncredited) |
| Nick P. Phillips | ... | special effects technician (uncredited) |
| Martin Rezard | ... | prosthetics (uncredited) |
| Kate Alexandra Smith | ... | special effects mold maker (uncredited) |
| Kate Walshe | ... | special effects coordinator (uncredited) |
| Mike Wild | ... | armourer (uncredited) |
Visual Effects by
| Dan Alterman | ... | roto artist: Rushes Film & TV |
| Harry Ash | ... | rushes management: visual effects second unit |
| George Barbour | ... | 3D artist: Rushes Film & TV |
| Sebastian Barker | ... | 3D artist: Rushes Film & TV / stunts: visual effects second unit (as Seb 'Baker' Barker) |
| Jocelin Capper | ... | rushes management: visual effects second unit (as Joce Capper) |
| Joseph Dymond | ... | roto artist: Rushes Film & TV (as Joe Dymond) |
| Sukh Gill | ... | art department: visual effects second unit / visual effects coordinator: Rushes Film & TV |
| Paul Gregory | ... | research and development: Rushes Film & TV |
| Andy Hargreaves | ... | 3D artist: Rushes Film & TV (as Andrew 'Burnley' Hargreaves) |
| Noel Harmes | ... | roto artist: Rushes Film & TV |
| Warwick Hewett | ... | stand-by props: visual effects second unit |
| Louise Hussey | ... | gaffer: visual effects second unit / visual effects producer: Rushes Film & TV |
| Ryan Hutchings | ... | shake compositor: Rushes Film & TV |
| Jonna Isotalus | ... | shake compositor: Rushes Film & TV |
| Alex Jenyon | ... | matte painter: Rushes Film & TV |
| Hayden Jones | ... | visual effects supervisor: Rushes Film & TV |
| Tom Kimberley | ... | shake compositor: Rushes Film & TV |
| Anthony Laranjo | ... | roto artist: Rushes Film & TV |
| Alex Llewellyn | ... | shake compositor: Rushes Film & TV |
| Hugh Macdonald | ... | shake compositor: Rushes Film & TV |
| Mike Marcus | ... | shake compositor: Rushes Film & TV |
| Angela Noble | ... | 3D artist: Rushes Film & TV |
| Jesse Parkhill | ... | shake compositor: Rushes Film & TV |
| Mark Pascoe | ... | 3D artist: Rushes Film & TV |
| Jonathan Privett | ... | camera operator: visual effects second unit / visual effects supervisor: Rushes Film & TV |
| Cristina Puente | ... | shake compositor: Rushes Film & TV |
| Eleanor Rogers | ... | shake compositor: Rushes Film & TV |
| Aurora Shannon | ... | digital intermediate assistant |
| Lee Tibbetts | ... | 3D artist: Rushes Film & TV |
| Craig Travis | ... | 3d artist: Rushes Film & TV / spider wrangler: visual effects, second unit |
| Alan Williamson | ... | 3D artist: Rushes Film & TV |
| Neil Harrison | ... | digital intermediate systems administrator (uncredited) |
| Jez Tucker | ... | senior systems administrator (uncredited) |
Stunts
| Sean Adames | ... | stunt performer |
| Stephanie Carey | ... | stunt performer |
| Stuart Clark | ... | stunt coordinator |
| Derek Lea | ... | stunt coordinator |
| Lee Millham | ... | stunt performer |
| Helen Steinway Bailey | ... | stunt performer (as Helen Bailey) |
| Andy Wareham | ... | stunt performer |
Camera and Electrical Department
| Amir Aal | ... | camera trainee |
| Andy Bell | ... | electrician |
| Joe Cash | ... | assistant camera |
| Louisa Court | ... | grip assistant |
| Liam Daniel | ... | still photographer: Freud Communications |
| Camilla Drennan | ... | clapper loader: "a" camera |
| Dan Fontaine | ... | gaffer |
| Jay Handscomb | ... | electrical rigger |
| Jon Howard | ... | clapper loader: "b" camera |
| David Moore | ... | electrician |
| Ricky Payne | ... | electrician |
| Barney Piercy | ... | focus puller: "a" camera (as Barney Piercey) |
| Matthew Poynter | ... | focus puller: "a" camera |
| Steve Pugh | ... | key grip |
| Philip Sindall | ... | camera operator |
| Jonathan Smiles | ... | red camera consultant |
| Erin Stevens | ... | focus puller: b camera |
| Derek Walker | ... | camera operator |
| John Walker | ... | best boy |
| Frankie Webster | ... | rigger |
| Steve Fitzpatrick | ... | rigger (uncredited) |
| Nic Lawson | ... | cinematographer: second unit (uncredited) |
| Rory Moles | ... | first assistant camera: second unit (uncredited) |
Casting Department
| Tisha Binot | ... | casting coordinator: Accelerate |
| Colin Jones | ... | casting associate |
| Paulette Victor Lifton | ... | spanish voice casting (as Paulette Victor-Lifton) / voice casting director (as Paulette Victor-Lifton) |
Costume and Wardrobe Department
| Russell Barnett | ... | wardrobe supervisor |
| Karen Bevins | ... | Workroom Supervisor |
| Joe Cash | ... | wardrobe |
| Erin Claridge | ... | stand-by costumer |
| Angela Egan | ... | wardrobe mistress |
| Calandra Meredith | ... | costume assistant (uncredited) |
| Adrianna Veal | ... | costumer (uncredited) |
Location Management
| Rob Campbell-Bell | ... | location assistant (as Robert Cambell-Bell) |
| Duncan Flower | ... | location manager |
| Claire Tovey | ... | location manager |
Music Department
| Chris Barrett | ... | assistant music engineer |
| Mat Bartram | ... | assistant music engineer |
| Crouch End Festival Chorus | ... | musician: choir |
| James Fitzpatrick | ... | music contractor: choir |
| Clio Gould | ... | orchestra leader |
| Ian Neil | ... | music supervisor |
| Steve Price | ... | music recordist |
| Royal Philharmonic Orchestra | ... | music performers |
| Patrick Savage | ... | musician |
| Hayley Westenra | ... | solo vocalist |
| Tony Wharmby | ... | music preparator |
| Debbie Wiseman | ... | conductor / orchestrator |
| Steve Price | ... | music recording engineer (uncredited) |
Script and Continuity Department
| Lucie Browne | ... | continuity trainee (as a different name) |
| Jane Jackson | ... | script supervisor |
Transportation Department
| Tim Hambley | ... | unit driver: Cine-Film Cars |
| Rob Hempenstall | ... | unit driver: Cine-Film Cars |
| David Murray | ... | unit driver: Cine-Film Cars |
| Michael White | ... | unit driver: Cine-Film Cars |
Additional Crew
| Frank Ayaoge | ... | head of technical services: Alliance Films / Momentum Pictures |
| Gavin Braxton | ... | chief executive officer: AV Pictures |
| Lee Brazier | ... | For AV Pictures |
| Daniel Budd | ... | first assistant accountant (as Dan Budd) |
| Stephanie Busby | ... | trainee assistant production coordinator |
| Neil Calder | ... | completion guarantor: Film Finances |
| Jane Carolan | ... | head of marketing and sales administration: AV Pictures |
| Alison Cornwell | ... | chief financial officer: Alliance Films / Momentum Pictures |
| Chris Cullum | ... | health and safety officer |
| Nazmeen Dhansey | ... | accounts assistant |
| Glynn Evans | ... | unit paramedic |
| Sarah Fahy | ... | production insurance: Totally Entertainment Ltd |
| Jo Fernihough | ... | unit publicist: Freud Communications (as Johanna Fernihough) |
| Matt Gallagher | ... | clearances |
| Anne Gartside | ... | head of publicity: Alliance Films / Momentum Pictures |
| Neil Gillard | ... | legal advisor: AV Pictures, on behalf of Reed Smith LLP |
| Douglas J. Gunn | ... | corporate administrator: Velvet Bite Ltd. |
| Chris Hainsworth | ... | Finance Executive AV Pictures |
| Stuart Hall | ... | electronic press kit: Freud Communications |
| Ruth Halliday | ... | clearances |
| Ella Harris | ... | floor runner |
| Rebecca Hawkes | ... | international technical services: AV Pictures, on behalf of Schedule 2 |
| Andrew Hildebrand | ... | head of legal and business affairs: Europe, Alliance Films / Momentum Pictures |
| Ruth Hodgson | ... | completion guarantor: Film Finances |
| Ben Hopwood | ... | floor runner |
| Mick Hurrell | ... | health and safety officer |
| Rachel James | ... | post-production accountant |
| Steve Joberns | ... | production auditor: Shipleys LLP |
| Ian Kirk | ... | chief operating officer: AV Pictures |
| K. Knight | ... | choreographer (as Kwame Knight) / movement director (as Kwame Knight) |
| David Korda | ... | completion guarantor: Film Finances |
| Anna Krupnova | ... | sales and acquisitions executive: AV Pictures |
| Steve Lansdown | ... | banking services: AV Pictures, on behalf of Royal Bank of Scotland |
| Matthew Lawrence | ... | title designer (as Matt Lawrence) |
| Nadiya Luthra | ... | production secretary |
| Spyro Markesinis | ... | head of legal and business affairs: UK, Alliance Films / Momentum Pictures |
| Alison McCarthy | ... | production auditor: Shipleys LLP |
| Graham McQueen | ... | data manager |
| John Miles | ... | production accountant |
| Lisa Nitti | ... | legal advisor: Velvet Bite Ltd., on behalf of Greenberg Traurig LLP |
| Linda Pather | ... | completion guarantor: Film Finances |
| Holly Pullinger | ... | production coordinator |
| Karen Redfern | ... | international technical services: AV Pictures, on behalf of Schedule 2 |
| Kate Riddell | ... | unit publicist: Freud Communications |
| Jamie Schwartz | ... | head of marketing: Alliance Films / Momentum Pictures |
| Sudie Smyth | ... | completion guarantor: Film Finances |
| John Taylor | ... | laboratory contact: Soho Film Lab |
| Derek Townshend | ... | production insurance: Totally Entertainment |
| Aloys R. Vet | ... | chief financial controller: Velvet Bite Ltd. |
| Ajay Bhatt | ... | medical coordinator (uncredited) |
| Sarah Shepherd | ... | dialect coach (uncredited) |
Production Companies
- Alliance Films (presents)
- Momentum Pictures (presents)
- Velvet Bite (presents)
- AV Pictures (presents)
- GEM Global Entertainment Magyar (produced and financed in association with)
Distributors
- Momentum Pictures (2009) (United Kingdom) (theatrical)
- David Distribucion (2009) (Mexico) (theatrical)
- European Film Partners (EFP) (2009) (Netherlands) (theatrical)
- Imagem Filmes (2009) (Brazil) (theatrical)
- La Fabrique de Films (2009) (France) (theatrical)
- Paramount Pictures (2009) (Australia) (theatrical)
- Sandrew Metronome Distribution (2009) (Finland) (Blu-ray) (DVD) (theatrical)
- Shaw Organisation (2009) (Singapore) (theatrical)
- Eagle Films (2009) (Non-US) (Middle East)
- Indies Home Entertainment (2009) (Netherlands) (Blu-ray)
- Indies Home Entertainment (2009) (Netherlands) (DVD)
- Koch Media (2011) (Germany) (DVD)
- Momentum Pictures Home Entertainment (2009) (United Kingdom) (DVD)
- Momentum Pictures Home Entertainment (2009) (United Kingdom) (Blu-ray) (DVD)
- Panorama Distributions (2009) (Hong Kong) (DVD)
- SquareOne Entertainment (2009) (Germany)
- The Weinstein Company (2009) (United States) (DVD)
- Valentim de Carvalho Multimédia (2009) (Portugal)
- Vivendi Entertainment (2009) (United States) (DVD)
Special Effects
- Rushes Post Production (visual effects)
- Millennium FX (special makeup effects)
- Special Effects UK (special effects)
Other Companies
- Future Post (re-recording studio)
- Ascent 142 Features (digital intermediate)
- J & E Post Production (post-production consultancy)
- Air Lyndhurst Studios (music recording)
- Angel Recording Studios (music mixing)
- Freud Communications (publicity)
- Casting Collective (extras casting)
- Accelerate Entertainment (casting: female vampires)
- Cine-Film Cars (transport)
- The Pudding Lane Fire Co (fire cover)
- The Real Spice of Life (catering)
- Operon Catering (catering)
- Translux International (facilities)
- Movietech (additional camera equipment)
- ARRI Lighting Rental (lighting equipment rental)
- Blitz (lighting equipment rental)
- Edit Hire Post Production Services (cutting rooms)
- Edit Hire Post Production Services (Avids)
- Soho Film Lab (laboratory)
- Fatts (post-production script services)
- Olswang (legal services)
- Totally Entertainment (production insurance)
- Film Finances (completion guarantor)
- Shipleys (production auditors)
- Reed Smith (legal advisor: AV Pictures)
- Royal Bank of Scotland (banking services: AV Pictures)
- Schedule 2 (international technical services: AV Pictures)
- Greenberg Traurig (legal advisor: Velvet Bite Ltd.)
- Silva Screen Records (soundtrack)
- GEM Global Entertainment Magyar (produced and financed in association with)
- Three Mills Island Studios (studio)
- Movietech (accessories)
- Audio Network (additional music)
- Audiolink Radio Communications (walkie talkies)
- Fintage CAM (collection account management)
- Movietech (grip equipment)
- Movietech (lenses)
- Production Copier Company (production equipment and services)
Storyline
| Plot Summary |
Centuries ago, Baron Wolfgang MacLaren vanquished the Vampire Queen Carmilla in the remote Cragwich; however, before decapitating the evil vampire, she curses the locals and descendants of the baron, swearing that every woman would turn into a lesbian vampire on her 18th birthday. In the present day, clumsy, naive cuckold Jimmy is dumped again by his girlfriend Judy and misses her. His best friend Fletch is fired in his job of clown after hitting an annoying boy. The two broken friends decide to camp in the countryside to forget their problems, and Jimmy throws a dart at a map in a pub to decide where they should go. They head to Cragwich, and when they arrive in the Baron's Rest bar, they see four hot girls leaving the place in a Kombi. The innkeeper offers the guys the old Mircalla cottage in the woods, the same place the girls will lodge. Meanwhile, Lotte, Heide, Anke, and Trudi have trouble with their van, and when Jimmy and Fletch reach them in the forest, the girls offer the guys a ride to their cottage. They introduce themselves as students of folklore who they are researching the Vampire Queen Carmilla. When Fletch believes that he will have a night of beer and sex with three sexy girls and Jimmy and Lotte have a crush on each other, the cottage is surrounded by a group of lesbian vampires that vampires intend to use Jimmy and Lotte's blood to bring Carmilla back to life. They are abducted by the vampires, but Fletch escapes and meets Reverend Vicar, who tells him that Jimmy is a descendant of the baron and the only hope to stop the evil curse of Cragwich. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil |
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| Taglines | Two no-hopers. One cursed village. One hell of a night! See more » |
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| Parents Guide | View content advisory » |
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Box Office
| Opening Weekend United Kingdom | GBP648,634, 22 Mar 2009 |
Did You Know?
| Trivia | Writers Stewart Williams and Paul Hupfield were challenged to think of the dumbest and yet most commercial title possible for a film, Lesbian Vampire Killers was the answer. They then went away and wrote the script. See more » |
| Movie Connections | Featured in Here I Am (2011). See more » |
| Soundtracks | Crying Blood See more » |
| Quotes |
Fletch:
Yep, lesbian vampires. Just another one of God's cruel tricks to get on my tits. Even dead women'd sooner sleep with each other than get with me it would appear. But eatin' me alive, oh no, that's fine. Next time he'll have me bummed by a big gay werewolf I swear. See more » |