Darkwing Duck (TV Series)
Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlatan (1991)
Terence McGovern: Launchpad McQuack
Quotes
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Darkwing Duck : [appearing on a studio roof] I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the hair in the lens of your projector. I am...
Launchpad McQuack : [climbing onto the roof] Uh, D.W., why couldn't we go through the gate like everybody else?
Darkwing Duck : Because I'm not like everybody else. I am Darkwing
[jumps from the roof]
Darkwing Duck : Duck!
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[Erret is examining the scene Darkwing botched in a private viewing room]
A.F. Erret : The whole scene, ruined by that idiot! I'll go bankrupt! I'll lose the studio!
Darkwing Duck : [entering the room] Nix on the negativity, my friend. For I - Darkwing Duck - am about to write the final scene in this mystery.
A.F. Erret : Not you again! Every time you're around, it costs me money!
Darkwing Duck : The villain made one major bungle - mainly, that the crime itself was forever captured on film!
[Launchpad munches popcorn while watching this from a seat]
Launchpad McQuack : Boy, if there's anything I like better than a movie, it's a free movie.
Darkwing Duck : I will now show you that piece of celluloid, Mr. Ferret, and expose the criminal's identity. Launchpad, the projector!
A.F. Erret : It's not Ferret, it's Erret! ERRET!
[the projector is turned on. A fly appears on the projector, covering a large portion of the screen]
Darkwing Duck : [referring to where the fly is] Direct your attention, Mr. Erret-Erret, to the rubbish pile here. A seemingly innocent bystander easily overlooked.
A.F. Erret : A FLY! A FLY ON THE PROJECTOR!
[the fly flies away]
Darkwing Duck : [dumbfounded] Oh... yes, yes, so it is. Well then, if the fly's innocent, that means that the perpetrator is someone else.
A.F. Erret : GUARD! GUARD!
Darkwing Duck : [getting nervous] Uh, uh, no more questions, Mr. Ferret, Erret... whatever.
[He runs away but then pokes his head back into the room briefly]
Darkwing Duck : But don't leave town!
