It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Gets Held Hostage (2007)

Rob McElhenney: Mac

Quotes 

• Charlie Kelly : Mac, can an asshole rip in half?

  Mac : Like tissue paper.

• Charlie Kelly : [at gunpoint]  Okay, don't shoot, okay? Just take whatever you want.

  Mac : Yeah, take the cash register!

  Dennis Reynolds : Take the girl!

  Dee Reynolds : What do you mean take the girl?

  Dennis Reynolds : Don't argue with him, just go!

  Charlie Kelly : He's right. You better just go with them!

  Dee Reynolds : But they're not trying to take me anywhere!

  Mac : Don't try to be a hero, Dee, just do what they say!

  Dee Reynolds : They're not saying anything!

  Charlie Kelly : Well, what's the sense? If you keep arguing with them then we're all gonna die!

• Frank Reynolds : There's broken glass everywhere.

  Mac : Broken glass? Oh, my God, I think you found Charlie's bad room.

  Frank Reynolds : What the hell is that?

  Mac : It's where Charlie goes to think and break bottles. Dude, you gotta get out of there. He's going to find you.

• Mac : [to Dee]  You're the one who first told us about Stockholm syndrome, but I feel like if you just snap out of it, there's a chance that we can survive this if we just stick together!

  Ryan McPoyle : Hey, time's up!

  Liam McPoyle : Looks like Mac and Dennis take it.

  Mac : [fist bumps Liam]  Nice! Blast away, boys!

  [covers face]