It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Dennis and Dee's Mom Is Dead (2007)

Brian Unger: The Attorney

Quotes 

• Dee Reynolds : [about Barbara's will]  Does it say anything about jewelry?

  The Attorney : It does say something about the jewelry in here in that, um, she wants to be buried in it.

  Dee Reynolds : Goddammit! Oh, goddammit!

  Frank Reynolds : Ohhh! She's taking it into the grave!

  Dee Reynolds : I'll tell you what, you son of a bitch. I am very disappointed in you today, *very* upset with you! You tell her from me that I will be in touch with her somehow!

  Frank Reynolds : Yeah, tell her she's a bitch!

• The Attorney : Okay... I'm reading the words that *someone else* wrote. 'Kay? I don't know your mom, never met your mom. In fact, I'm certainly not speaking to your mom now, because *she's dead*.