The Office (TV Series)

The Job (2007)

John Krasinski: Jim Halpert

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Quotes 

• Dwight Schrute : I am going to be your new boss.

  [chuckles] 

  Dwight Schrute : It is my greatest dream come true. Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now. Checkout time is never.

  Jim Halpert : Does my room have cable?

  Dwight Schrute : No. And the sheets are made of fire.

  Jim Halpert : Can I change rooms?

  Dwight Schrute : Sorry, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.

  Jim Halpert : Can I have a late checkout?

  Dwight Schrute : I'll have to talk to the manager.

  Jim Halpert : You're not the manager? Even in your own fantasy?

  Dwight Schrute : I'm the owner. The co-owner. With Satan!

  Jim Halpert : Okay. Just so I understand it, in your wildest fantasy, you are in Hell, and you are co-running a bed-and-breakfast with the Devil.

  Dwight Schrute : Yeah, but I haven't told you my salary yet.

  Jim Halpert : Go.

  Dwight Schrute : $80,000 a year.

• Jim Halpert : How are your feet?

  Pam Beesly : Medium rare. Thanks.

  Jim Halpert : The real reason I went to Stamford is because I wanted to be... not here.

  Pam Beesly : I know.

  Jim Halpert : And even though I came back, I just feel like I never really... came back.

  Pam Beesly : Well, I wish you would.

• Pam Beesly : [talking to the camera]  I haven't heard anything. But I bet Jim got the job. I mean, why wouldn't he? He's totally qualified and smart. Everybody loves him. And if he never comes back again... that's okay. We're friends. And I'm sure we'll stay friends. We just... we never got the timing right. You know... I shot him down. Then he did the same to me. But you know what? It's okay. I'm totally fine. Everything is going to be totally...

  Jim Halpert : [interrupting]  Pam. Sorry. Um... are you free for dinner tonight?

  Pam Beesly : Yes.

  Jim Halpert : All right. Then it's a date.

  Pam Beesly : [flustered and smiling]  I'm sorry. What was the question?