The Office (TV Series)
Survivor Man (2007)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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Jim Halpert : Well, I don't think I'll be here in 10 years, but...
Michael Scott : That's what I said.
[Jim sits with a shocked expression that that will happen to him]
Michael Scott : That's what she said.
Jim Halpert : That's what who said?
Michael Scott : I never know. But I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard.
Jim Halpert : That's what she said.
Michael Scott : [laughs] Hey. Nice. Really good. Bravo, my young ward.
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Michael Scott : It's hot today. The sun is in the two-thirds easterly quadrant, which would make it about
[looks at his watch]
Michael Scott : 2:00 in the afternoon.
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Michael Scott : Hypothetically, if I were to ask you to go camping. And... Do you know what "hypothetical" means?
[Jim makes an unsure expression]
Michael Scott : Not real.
Jim Halpert : Got it.
Michael Scott : So if I were to hypothetically ask you to go camping with me, would you go?
Jim Halpert : Absolutely. Yes.
[in confessional]
Jim Halpert : When Michael plays the hypothetical game, I always say yes.
Michael Scott : Really?
Jim Halpert : Yeah.
Michael Scott : Oh, do you want to go today?
Jim Halpert : [aside to the camera] And I am always busy.
[to Michael]
Jim Halpert : Oh, I can't go today because I'm donating blood.
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Michael Scott : [to Stanley] Look at those wrinkles. Blacks do crack. Not crack the drug.
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[Michael is a little hurt that he wasn't invited to Ryan's camping trip]
Michael Scott : Just this whole Toby camping thing. I don't know, seems a little lame. I mean...
Jim Halpert : How so?
Michael Scott : A bunch of guys in a tent making s'mores.
[Michael wavers his hand implying that circumstance warrants homosexuality because it's all guys]
Jim Halpert : [about Michael's motions] What's that?
Michael Scott : Oh, I'm on Broken Mountain.
[sniggers]
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Dwight Schrute : No, I would never leave you for dead. You would never escape.
Michael Scott : Well, yes I would. And I would survive.
Dwight Schrute : I would make sure that you were dead. Believe me.
Michael Scott : No...
Dwight Schrute : Then I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips so you could not be identified.
Michael Scott : You...
Dwight Schrute : And they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael Scott : You are as creepy as a real serial killer. For real.