Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Trying (2020)

Dirk Blocker: Hitchcock

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• Scully : Thanks, everybody, for coming out to Hitchcock's divorce party.

  Raymond Holt : Why is the cake two men getting married?

  Scully : That's me and Hitchcock. The boys are back together!

  Raymond Holt : This cake is for a gay wedding. The inside is a rainbow.

  Scully : Nuh-uh. It's my favorite flavor: All the flavors!

  Hitchcock : I can't believe Bethany's gone. It was so out of the blue.

  Jake Peralta : Well, not entirely. I mean, she did have an affair with her hairdresser, and you filmed it and threatened to release the tape, and then she said she didn't care and put it on the internet herself, and then, when it started to make money, you sued her for half the profits.

  Hitchcock : And then boom, out of the blue: Divorce papers.

• Hitchcock : Oh, no. Her number! It's totally ruined. I knew I shouldn't have had those breakfast wings.

  Scully : Oh, bud, I'm so sorry.

  Hitchcock : Now all I have to remember her by is this tooth.

  Amy Santiago : What the hell? Why do you have that?

  Hitchcock : We were eating pizza, and it fell out of her mouth.

  Scully : Well, this is perfect. We can use it to find her.

  Hitchcock : What do you mean?

  Scully : We just have to try fitting that tooth into the mouth of every woman in New York City till we find the matching gum hole of your one true love.

  Hitchcock : My life is like a fairytale!