Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

The Jimmy Jab Games II (2020)

Melissa Fumero: Amy Santiago

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Quotes 

• Amy Santiago : You're pretty hurt, huh?

  Jake Peralta : Yeah. It's very exciting. I'm the underdog now, like Seabiscuit. I mean, sure, I can't lift my arms, but Seabiscuit won without even having arms.

  Amy Santiago : What are you talking about?

  Jake Peralta : I don't know. I fell. We're already married. It doesn't matter.

• Terry Jeffords : Santiago and I are going to an administration workshop for the NYPD.

  Amy Santiago : And it's voluntary, so only the cool kids are gonna be there.

  Jake Peralta : I love you so much.

• Jake Peralta : You wanna know why I really wanted that year of no paperwork? It's so if we did get pregnant, I would have more time to help with the baby.

  Amy Santiago : Aww.

  Jake Peralta : No, save your "aww." I don't deserve it. I'm just some boring, responsible guy that's about to lose our car.

  Amy Santiago : You're still pretty irresponsible.

  Jake Peralta : Aww. You're just saying that 'cause you're my wife.

  Amy Santiago : No, I'm not. Yesterday, you took the batteries out of our smoke detector to put in your Big Mouth Billy Bass.

  Jake Peralta : You noticed.

  Amy Santiago : Yeah. In a bad way.

• Terry Jeffords : Hey, Santiago, it's time to head out.

  Amy Santiago : Actually, I'm not leaving. I'm gonna stay for the games.

  Jake Peralta : Ohh, look who's coming around already. We're gonna have fun.

  Amy Santiago : No, this isn't fun. A voluntary administration workshop is fun.

  Terry Jeffords : Yeah, I hear it ends with a six page self-assessment.

  Amy Santiago : Oh, come on, Terry! You don't have to rub it in!

• Jake Peralta : [Jake has to break through a door to win the Jimmy Jab games]  I can do this. For my wife.

  [He fells on the door and fails miserably] 

  Jake Peralta : Ah, it didn't work. My skeleton feels like it's made of Skittles. I can't do it, Amy.

  Amy Santiago : Yes, you can, okay? You just need a little energy. And Debbie's EpiPens are full of adrenaline.

  Jake Peralta : Is that a smart thing to do?

  Amy Santiago : Probably not, but sometimes it's good to be a little irresponsible.

  Jake Peralta : You're gonna make me sick.

  Amy Santiago : It's better than losing our car.

  Jake Peralta : I mean, is it? 'Cause...

  [Amy sticks him with the EpiPen] 

  Jake Peralta : I will never die!

  [He charges at the door]