Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)
Lights Out (2020)
Brendan McNamara: Russ
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Quotes
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Jake Peralta : This is great, Dotty, but we're kind of in a hurry. My wife just went into labor and I want to get there in time for the birth.
Dotty : Why? The only man in the room should be the doctor.
Jake Peralta : Okay.
Dotty : All the dad needs to do is to make the money and have a nice, thick belt for when it's time to teach him a lesson.
Russ : My dad hit me with a belt. Soon as I got big enough, I shot him.
Jake Peralta : Wow, what a fun group for this, the most important day of my life.
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Russ : She shot me! She shot me in the leg.
Dotty : You made a sudden motion!
Russ : I sneezed!
Jake Peralta : Okay, Dotty, what do you have a gun for?
Dotty : To protect myself. Cops are all wimps now.
[mockingly]
Dotty : My wife is having a baby and I have to be there to brush her hair.
Jake Peralta : I wasn't gonna brush her hair.
Charles Boyle : You weren't?