Pushing Daisies (TV Series)

Dummy (2007)

Jim Dale: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : The Pie Maker considered what the sentence would be for breaking and entering with no prior convictions.

  Ned : [Emerson pulls out an ID card]  Where'd you get that?

  Emerson Cod : Contacted the company that makes these doors under false pretenses. they gave me a sample ID badge, which I digitally altered using the magnetic code that matches the serial number of this machine. Is that cheating?

  Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : I dunno. Cause this?

  [pulls out an identical ID card] 

  Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : I gave the security guard a hug goodbye, my upper body distracted him, while these things I call "hands" took this off his belt.

  Narrator : At that moment, the Pie Maker felt a mixture of happiness and trepidation.

  Ned : Why is it always a mixture?

• Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : [Regarding Emerson]  Is he upset you brought your childhood sweetheart back to life?

  Ned : He barely knows you're here.

  Narrator : In fact, Emerson Cod had finished knitting a sweater vest and two handgun cozies in the week since Chuck's return.

• Narrator : As Olive considered how much she loved Digby for paying attention to her when the pie-maker would not, Digby considered how much he loved salt.

• Narrator : And Emerson Cod realized he would not be not knitting anytime soon, as the dead girl who was not dead appeared to be staying put... a fact the Pie Maker celebrated.

• Narrator : One mile to the west, Emerson Cod was also not thrilled. During times of stress or anxiety, he liked to knit. Since the arrival of the dead girl who was not dead, he found the stockinette stitch relaxing.