Robert Clark: Zack Greenburg

Quotes 

• [Zack introduces the story as he enters a room marked 'Student Body President'] 

  Zack Greenburg : That's me. Student Body President. No-one wanted to take this job until I volunteered. It was too much work. Then, Zack Greenburg came along and said, 'Let there be car washes to help raise money for the trip to Europe. Let there be bake sales for new sports equipment. And let there be school dances, and girls to attend these dances, so that no young men will ever be forced to salsa with Nurse Krupps.' Was it worth it? You bet it wasn't. It was a sucky job, just like everybody said.