Californication (TV Series)
The Devil's Threesome (2007)
Evan Handler: Charlie Runkle
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Quotes
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Charlie Runkle : What've you got going on later?
Hank Moody : Oh, I don't know... I thought I'd start the day with some dry toast and half a grapefruit, bust out the old computer, bang out 10 pages, maybe go for a run. Maybe I'll just jerk off and go back to bed. Wake me up when you come home.
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Charlie Runkle : I'm close to sealing the deal.
Hank Moody : With lady Tyson? Good luck. Keep your hands up, though.
Charlie Runkle : She's in if you are part of it. I think she's got a thing for you.
Hank Moody : No, I'm not going for that. I've already given that girl enough of my precious bodily fluids.
Charlie Runkle : Take one for the team. My wife is out there trolling for snatch, OK?
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Hank Moody : What about the Marce? You gotta miss the Marce. I know you miss the Marce, right? That sexy, little smurf was good to you.
Charlie Runkle : That sexy, little smurf cheated on me with my assistant.
Hank Moody : Yes, but you cheated on her with your assistant. First, I might add.