- the Duke: Now, if that don't bring them country jakes into the box office, I'm not the Duke of Bridgewater!
- [laughs]
- the Dauphin: Bilgewater, you promised we'd make a bundle. We didn't even take in enough to make up what we spent on the hall!
- Huckleberry Finn: Well I reckon we should be movin' the raft along now.
- the Dauphin: Yeah, the sooner the better. Huh. Royalty don't ever stay where they were made a fool of.