- Norman Osborn: What are you babbling about? Put me down!
- Spider-Man: Dude, you are the bossiest damsel in distress I have EVER rescued. Also the ugliest, heaviest, and the first!
- Norman Osborn, Vulture: WHO ARE YOU!
- Spider-Man: Why, I'm your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, of course!
- Adrian Toomes: I blame you for this! You told me to bring my Magnetic Air Transport System to OsCorp.
- Dr. Otto Octavius: I know...
- Adrian Toomes: You arranged the meeting with Norman Osborn!
- Dr. Otto Octavius: And I had the best intention.
- Adrian Toomes: He studied my ideas and rejected them! Then announces OsCorp Tech-Flight four months later!
- Dr. Otto Octavius: [pleading] I am sorry, Adrian...
- Norman Osborn: Don't you dare apologize, doctor. OsCorp has nothing to apologize for.
- Adrian Toomes: Nothing to-? Osborn, you stole my work!
- Norman Osborn: That's dangerous talk, Mr. Toomes. Dangerous and unsupportable. Listen, you old buzzard, you've been at this for decades without one success to your name. If you never accomplished anything as a young man, who'd believe you created Tech-Flight as an old one? Boys, show Mr. Toomes out.
- Adrian Toomes: [to Octavius] Good news, I don't blame you anymore.
- Flint Marko: [after Alex O'Hirn gets webbed up] Oh no, not again!
- Spider-Man: Yep, again. What is this, Marko, the third time this summer?
- Alex O'Hirn: Just wait till I get my hands on ya, you skinny little creep!
- Spider-Man: Okay, so Marko, tell me... the new Spider-Signal, too much? It's my first night trying it out, and I'm just not sure it screams "Friendly, Neighborhood Spider-Man". I mean, as a guy with a lot of experience getting thrashed by, well, me... I really value your opinion.
- Hammerhead: Enforcers all present and accounted for, boss.
- Big Man: Thank you, Hammerhead. Gentlemen, I'll get right to the point. For the last four months, a pest has plagued our operations. At first, I could hardly credit the reports.
- Hammerhead: Thought the boys were trying to stiff us. Had to get a little rough to make sure they was *sincere*.
- Big Man: Establishing patterns of movement took all summer. But last night, we had confirmation. The "Spider-Man" is real.
- Montana: And you want the Enforcers to wrangle up this here spider?
- Big Man: No, Montana. I want you to squash it.
- Vulture: Tell the truth, Osborn. Can your Tech-Flight do this?
- [Vulture flies between buildings and straight up one at remarkable speeds]
- Norman Osborn: Toomes?
- Vulture: Not Toomes, now. I'm what you called me. I'm the Vulture!
- Norman Osborn: I called you a buzzard!
- Vulture: What?
- Norman Osborn: You can't even get the name right.
- J. Jonah Jameson: Robbie, where's my layout? Foswell, I ordered that rewrite 12 seconds ago! Lee,I'm not paying you to sit on your keister! And YOU!
- Peter Parker: M-Me?
- J. Jonah Jameson: Yeah, YOU! I sent you for my bagel and schmeer nine minutes ago!
- Betty Brant: You sent Benny, Mr. Jameson, and it's only been three minutes.
- Peter Parker: Uh, actually, sir, I've got something better than a bagel.
- J. Jonah Jameson: Oh, yeah? What's that?
- Peter Parker: A proposal. I think I can get you pictures. Photos of Spider-Man in action. I bet it would sell a lot of newspapers...
- J. Jonah Jameson: What do you know about selling papers? You're a kid! Worse, you're a teenager. Miss Brant, call security. Get this wailing infant out of my face, out of my city room, OUT OF MY TOWN!
- [to Robbie]
- J. Jonah Jameson: Hey, what the Bugle needs is photos. Of Spider-Man. In action. Now, that would sell newspapers, huh?
- Peter Parker: Aunt May needs my help. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
- Gwen Stacy: Oh, Pete, don't angst, okay? It'll come to you.
- [boards the bus]
- Peter Parker: [holding up his arms towards the air] Well, I'm waiting!
- [a newspaper hits his face, with Spider-Man on the front page. Peter knows what he has to do]
- Peter Parker: I gotta admit... The girl knows her stuff.