- Mr. File: [catching Brad cheating off of Dina's test] Detention, after school, both of you. And you'll receive failing grades on this test.
- Sydney Novak: Seriously?
- Mr. File: Excuse me?
- Sydney Novak: Dina's been studying this for weeks. Now Brad cheats off her and SHE has to fail the test? I mean, that is such bullshit!
- Mr. File: You can take that language straight to detention. Anyone else?
- [Stanley stands. Mr. File and Sydney eye him curiously. After a while, Stan pushes his books off his desk. Dina looks away, and Mr. File wonders what Stanley's about]
- Stanley Barber: Uh... m-motherfucker.
- Mr. File: Okay, fine. Detention for you, too, Mr. Barber.
- [Stanley sit, Mr. File turns away, Stanley flashes Sydney a thumbs up]
- Dina: What did you do?
- Sydney Novak: Well, the truth is... Stan and I had sex in the library, and it's... It's all on tape.
- Dina: What? No way.
- Stanley Barber: Dead serious. It was right there in the library. We sixty-nined and everything.