- Perry: Is she having trouble sleeping?
- Norm: Now you mention it, she's been up for the past week. Do you have anything to help her with that?
- Perry: Yeah, we have night tablets.
- Norm: Will they make her drowsy?
- Perry: Will they make her drowsy? She'll sleep like a baby.
- Norm: Ok... I'll have four packs please'
- Sherry: Is that a gun? Why on earth would you need a gun? You know you look like a hat full of arseholes holding that thing.
- Jerry: G'day Norm, how the heck are ya?
- Norm: Hi Jerry, yeah, I'm fine.
- Jerry: You seem a little tense there buddy, you sure everything is alright?
- Norm: I'm good Jerry
- Jerry: It's got nothing to do with the fact that I'll be smashing Sherry in this year's egg painting championship at the country fair has it?
- Sherry: What's your plan now genius?
- Norm: I'm thinking'
- Sherry: You better hope there's no blood on those seats because that's going to be a real shit to get out. It's most likely going to put you away for the rest of your life... Hey Norm, I said extra grilled onions. Earth to Norm, I can't eat tomatoes, you know tomato gives me heartburn. All kinds of tomato does. Real tomato, tomato paste, tomato puree, tomato soup.
- Norm: Shut up! I can't think!