DuckTales (TV Series)

Yuppy Ducks (1989)

Alan Young: Scrooge McDuck

Quotes 

• Scrooge McDuck : Imagine those silly lads, itching to get into business.

  [Starts scratching] 

  Scrooge McDuck : Scratch me Scots! I'm itching and I'm already *in* business!

  [begins scratching uncontrollably] 

• Dr. Von Swine : [after examining Scrooge]  Guten Strudel! The worst case of Loot Lice I have ever seen!

  Scrooge McDuck : Loot Lice? What's that?

  Dr. Von Swine : A rare malady that affects Bankers, Cashiers und Millionaires with Money bins. But this is the *first* case I've ever seen in a penniless psychotic.

  Scrooge McDuck : I am not penniless! I'm Scrooge McDuck! *You're* psychotic!

  Dr. Von Swine : Ja, Ja sure. There is only one cure; Immediate Ovaltine.

  Scrooge McDuck : *Ovaltine*? How will a cup of Coccoa cure me?

  Dr. Von Swine : Did I say Ovaltine? I meant *Quarantine*! Ho-Ho, I get so confused!

  [chuckles] 

  Dr. Von Swine : You know?

  Scrooge McDuck : [nervously]  No Kidding.

• Scrooge McDuck : [the boys try to stall Scrooge from seeing his now-empty money bin]  Why not?

  Dewey : You might get Loot Lice again!

  Scrooge McDuck : I've taken care of that problem!

  Huey : Shouldn't you visit Mrs Beakley and Webby first?

  Scrooge McDuck : I'll visit them soon enough.

  [Huey thinks quickly, elbows Louie causing him to grunt in pain] 

  Scrooge McDuck : What's the matter?

  Huey : Er... Louie's tummy hurts! Better go back to the hospital!

  Scrooge McDuck : I have tummy medicine at the bin!

  Huey : We didn't wanna tell you... but... Louie's a vampire!

  Louie : [pretends to be vampire and makes funny voice]  Say, Vhat a Nice Neck you have! Blah! Blah!

  Scrooge McDuck : Stop fooling around, Lads! Faster, Duckworth!

  [They eventually arrive home the boys are trying to get Scrooge not to go into the bin] 

  Dewey , Huey , Louie : No, No, Please don't go!

  [Scrooge manages to shake them off] 

  Scrooge McDuck : Boys, Boys! Let me go!

  [opens vault and dives into bin which he realises is empty when he hits the bottom] 

  Bubba the Caveduck : Scoogie! Owie...

  Scrooge McDuck : [groans then gasps]  Me money! It's gone!

  [gibbers, then faints near the remaining pile of coins] 

  Huey : I think he took it well. Don't you?

  Louie : Looks like it's back to the hospital.

  [shrugs]