- Eustace Charleton Haney: [noting Lisa's sex appeal] All your wife has to do to get the men folk to vote for her is to campaign in one of her fluffy neg-luh-gees.
- Hank Kimball: I got an idea. Why don't we put Mr. Douglas in a neg-luh-gee?
- Fred Ziffel: Aww, nawh. I've seen him in a neg-luh-gee. He don't do a thing to me.
- Eustace Charleton Haney: [on Lisa's sexiness] That's right. All your wife has to do to get the menfolk to vote for her is to campaign in one of them fluffy "negligees" of hers.
- Hank Kimball: I got an idea. Why don't we put Mr. Douglas in a "negligee?"
- Fred Ziffel: Ah, nawh. I've seen him in a "negligee." He don't do a thing to me.
- Ralph Monroe: [parading through town as Lady Godiva on a horse] Where is everybody?
- Lisa Douglas: Don't worry. They can't stay in hiding forever.
- Fred Ziffel: [planning campaign strategy] We've got to change your image.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: To what?
- Fred Ziffel: To something less gruesome.