Green Acres (TV Series)

The High Cost of Loving (1970)

Tom Lester: Eb Dawson

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Quotes 

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : When you first mentioned marriage to me, what did I tell you?

  Eb Dawson : You told me marriage was like living in a concentration camp.

  Lisa Douglas : Well!

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : I never said that!

  Eb Dawson : Yes, you did.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : When?

  Eb Dawson : Right after you said, "If you're getting married for companionship, save your money. Buy a dog."

  Lisa Douglas : Well!

• Eb Dawson : [staggers outside from his first make-up lesson]  Say, could somebody help me? I glued my eyes together.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : You glued your -

  [notices Eb's blacked-out teeth] 

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Hey, what happened to your teeth?

  Eb Dawson : I put the mascara on in the wrong place.