Greater Tuna (1984 TV Movie)
Joe Sears: Thurston Wheelis, Elmer Watkins, Bertha Bumiller, Leonard Childers, Aunt Pearl Burras, R.R. Snavely, The Reverend Spikes, Sheriff Givens, Hank Bumiller, Yippy, Yolanda
Quotes
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Arles Struvie : And from our National news desk, "Nuclear Accident Imperils Millions... Texas Not Included"!
Thurston Wheelis : Well, all right.
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Stanley Bumiller : Hell Pearl. You're crazy.
Aunt Pearl Burras : Oh Stanley! Don't say that! I'm Not! Here puppy, puppy, puppy, puppy!
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Arles Struvie : Nickey wishes to quelch all the rumors that the judge was found dead in a woman's bikini swimsuit. He says there's no truth to that rumor whatsoever.
Thurston Wheelis : It's not true.
Arles Struvie : It's not.
Thurston Wheelis : It's not.
Arles Struvie : It's not. It's not. According to Nickey, it was a 1950's turquoise Dale Evans one-piece swimming suit with lots of cow-girl fringe. Services are pending at Hubert Funeral Home.
Thurston Wheelis : Ain't that awful? Ain't that awful?
Arles Struvie : Gahhh!