Greater Tuna (1984 TV Movie)

Joe Sears: Thurston Wheelis, Elmer Watkins, Bertha Bumiller, Leonard Childers, Aunt Pearl Burras, R.R. Snavely, The Reverend Spikes, Sheriff Givens, Hank Bumiller, Yippy, Yolanda

Quotes 

• Arles Struvie : And from our National news desk, "Nuclear Accident Imperils Millions... Texas Not Included"!

  Thurston Wheelis : Well, all right.

• Stanley Bumiller : Hell Pearl. You're crazy.

  Aunt Pearl Burras : Oh Stanley! Don't say that! I'm Not! Here puppy, puppy, puppy, puppy!

• Arles Struvie : Nickey wishes to quelch all the rumors that the judge was found dead in a woman's bikini swimsuit. He says there's no truth to that rumor whatsoever.

  Thurston Wheelis : It's not true.

  Arles Struvie : It's not.

  Thurston Wheelis : It's not.

  Arles Struvie : It's not. It's not. According to Nickey, it was a 1950's turquoise Dale Evans one-piece swimming suit with lots of cow-girl fringe. Services are pending at Hubert Funeral Home.

  Thurston Wheelis : Ain't that awful? Ain't that awful?

  Arles Struvie : Gahhh!