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Mean-spirited failure to be kinky
lor_30 June 2021
A full analysis of this asinine video would amount to a Krafft-Ebing level master's thesis on aberrant porn. I'll try to be more concise.

First half is self-indulgent, as we have MILFs Romi Rain and Sofie Marie (a talented, flat-chested version of Reagan Foxx) seducing youngsters Jillian Janson and Britney Light after Sofie catches the duo making out with a Girlfriends lesbian photo book on the bed with them. The two sex scenes plug the label's product, while having a kinky moment of RR satisfying JJ's big-breast fixation by rubbing the kid's foot between her massive mammaries.

Second half is dreadful, aiming for black humor but merely childishly stupid, It opens with a closeup of Elsa Jean and Angela White staring wide-eyed at something -it's a bronzed turkey baster!

I hoped this would be the label's confession about how for decades it had featured fake squirting scenes (often starring Deauxma), using an unseen turkey baster to pump Evian or Perrier into the actress's vagina to provide fountains of Squirt.

But no, Elsa informs us that the baster was used by her stepmom to artificially inseminate her. She introduces Angela to the designated midwife Prinzzess and her fiancee, MILF Cherie DeVille.

(For the record, this is a rewrite sequel to a segment that opens "Mother/Daughter Exchange Club 56", where we see stepmom Reagan Foxx with the turkey baster (not yet bronzed), inseminating her kid Elsa Jean with sperm.)

Angela was recruited via internet search for her big breasts, needed to feed the upcoming baby with milk, as Elsa is flat-chested. We get to watch the trio torture Angela, injecting her breasts with Prolactin to spur milk prodcuction, as White screams in pain and we see blood-drenched gauze. Yuck!

Cherie and Elsa make love in that golden headboard bed used for nearly every Girlfriends video around this time, a dullsville blonde on blonde XXX scene.

Prinzzess and Elsa spy on White masturbating in her live-in bedroom via hidden CCTV surveillance camera, and then Angela steps completely out of character, getting into Prinzzess's bed and seducing the stone-faced (and boring) lesbian superstar.
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