- Himself - Host: Johnson's bumbling persona is a carefully calibrated act. Take his hair. Multiple people have said he actually messes it up on purpose. A BBC producer tweeted that he'd always ruffle it right before the camera started rolling. Which kind of makes sense, doesn't it? He's been on TV hundreds of times and he always looks like a mess. What were the chances that before every one of those appearances, he combed, gelled and carefully parted his hair, only to then be hit in the face by a goose right as they started filming?