The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)

Life of Black Tiger with Gilbert Gottfried (PS4) (2019)

James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd, Rex Viper Riiiiiiigs

Quotes 

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Who made this? So, it's a company called 1Games. I wish it were 0Games.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : According to my research, Fred Fucks is hiding out specifically in Asia. This must be it.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : But no ordinary game designer could've created anything so vile and putrid. Something like this requires some high-level excremental expertise. This could only be the work of one person. A person by the name of Fred Fucks.

• Fred Fuchs : I tried to make it true to life. You know, not everything in life is solved with conflict. Sometimes, you just gotta run like hell from your problems.

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Words of wisdom from Fred Fucks.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : What, were you fucking stoned when you wrote this?

  Fred Fuchs : [proudly]  Yes.

• Fred Fuchs : It's an artistic interpretation of jungle life, you uncultured swine. I'm a goddamn artist and THIS is my masterpiece! Obviously, too artsy-fartsy for your plebeian palette.

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Aren't you doused in urine?

  Fred Fuchs : [proudly]  From head to toe.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Oh boy! It stinks!

  Fred Fuchs : It's tiger urine. I soaked my clothes in it. It keeps the other animals away

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Couldn't you just spray it on the ground?

  Fred Fuchs : Okay, you got me. I like the smell and feel of tiger urine on my clothes. And it makes a great fabric softener. I make a lot of the stuff here.