Beverly Rubens: Self - Lawyer

Quotes 

• Groucho Marx : Now, Beverly, how long have you been a lawyer?

  Beverly Rubens : Well, Groucho, I passed the bar just this last December.

  Groucho Marx : I've heard the expression "passing the bar" many times, but I'm not sure what it means. What happened when you passed the bar? Did some drunks inside whistle at you?

  Beverly Rubens : The bar that I was referring to is the State Bar, Groucho. That's considered the best kind.

  Groucho Marx : Oh, I see. They have nothing but bonded stuff there?

• Beverly Rubens : After I had received notification that I had passed the written examination, I attended the ceremonies in January, where I was sworn in by Chief Justice Gibson of the California State Supreme Court, with 250 other attorneys here from southern California.

  Groucho Marx : You say he swore you in? That's a coincidence 'cause last time I faced him, he just cussed me out. Was there anymore to the ceremony than just this man swearing at you?