- Groucho Marx: What kind of a deal do you got with Washington, now?
- Chuck Dressen: Well, I got what I wanted with Washington. I got a two-year contract with the Senators.
- Groucho Marx: Chuck, they slipped one over on you. All the other Senators get six years in Washington.
- Groucho Marx: Now, Beverly, how long have you been a lawyer?
- Beverly Rubens: Well, Groucho, I passed the bar just this last December.
- Groucho Marx: I've heard the expression "passing the bar" many times, but I'm not sure what it means. What happened when you passed the bar? Did some drunks inside whistle at you?
- Beverly Rubens: The bar that I was referring to is the State Bar, Groucho. That's considered the best kind.
- Groucho Marx: Oh, I see. They have nothing but bonded stuff there?
- Beverly Rubens: After I had received notification that I had passed the written examination, I attended the ceremonies in January, where I was sworn in by Chief Justice Gibson of the California State Supreme Court, with 250 other attorneys here from southern California.
- Groucho Marx: You say he swore you in? That's a coincidence 'cause last time I faced him, he just cussed me out. Was there anymore to the ceremony than just this man swearing at you?
- Groucho Marx: [ready to play the game] How is it you didn't take the sport quiz? Was it gone already?
- Chuck Dressen: We didn't know enough about it.
- Groucho Marx: Oh, that's right, you were with Brooklyn.