Geoff Pierson: Jack Malloy

Quotes 

• Mr. Floppy : Ah, summertime! You know what that is to a bunny, Jack? It's mating season!

  [eager:] 

  Mr. Floppy : Oh, Jack! Take me to Neiman Marcus, and leave me in one of the dressing rooms! And this time, in the women's department, huh, Jack?

  [goes lyrical over sight-seeing prospects] 

  Mr. Floppy : Short dresses, bikinis, halter tops, booby cleavage,

  [goes on about this] 

  Mr. Floppy : boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies!

  Jack Malloy : You are one randy little devil.

  Mr. Floppy : Drew, if you're watching, be careful, baby, I'm ovulating!

  [playfully growling:] 

  Mr. Floppy : Rrrrrrr!

• Jack Malloy : All right.

  [reading from list:] 

  Jack Malloy : Susan Powter.

  Mr. Floppy : [dreamily ecstatic]  Aaahh.

  Jack Malloy : Holly Hunter.

  Mr. Floppy : [dreamily ecstatic]  Aaahh.

  Jack Malloy : [dreamily ecstatic, with reverence]  Meryl Streep.

  Mr. Floppy : [dreamily ecstatic]  Aaahh.

  Jack Malloy : Okay now, who else would you like to see roasted over a spit with an apple in their mouth?

  Mr. Floppy : Hilary Clinton?

  Jack Malloy : [shakes his head]  No, we're only doing women.

  [takes another swig of beer] 

  Mr. Floppy : [thinks, makes obvious choice:]  Streisand.

  [enthusiastic:] 

  Mr. Floppy : Roast her, roast her!

  Jack Malloy : All right, but we'll have to tie her nose back, otherwise it will drag through the hot coals when the spit turns.

  Mr. Floppy : We'll serve her with a nice Yentl soup.

  Jennie Malloy : [calling down to the basement:]  Jack!

  Mr. Floppy : Jennie!

  Jack Malloy : [adds her onto the list]  Hoo yes!