This film is a spoof of self-help educational films. Even with all his know-how, man has been struggling through the millennia on how to have a better life, something which is missing but that elusive something for which he's always strove despite some considering it impossible, thus leaving him discontented. Some of the most profound discoveries have been by accident, and society's panacea, [insert your product name here] developed by [insert your name here] is *that* fortunate freak accident, it which has been what man has been searching for for that elusive better life. The effect of [insert your product name here] not only on the present, but on the future of mankind is unlimited. The moral of the story is never to give give on developing such impossibilities as [insert your product name here] for the betterment of man.
—Huggo