No 73 (TV Series)

Oscar-Wild (1985)

Sandi Toksvig: Ethel Davis, Cousin Enid

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Quotes 

• Ethel Davis : [during the Sandwich Quiz]  Why was TV weatherman Michael Fish in a hot spot yesterday?

  [neither contestants answer] 

  Ethel Davis : Anybody know what the answer is? He got locked in his office for two and a half hours and nearly missed the lunch time forecast, but he's right as rain.

  Billy Connolly : How boring!

• Hazel Edwards : Ethel, can I have a private word, please, love?

  Ethel Davis : Oh, we've got no secrets, have we chaps?

  Super Sleuth : No, none at all

  Harry Stern : No, no, this is the Eighties, we can, we can express ourselves.

  Hazel Edwards : Very well then. David Taylor would like to go to the loo. So will you please go upstairs and unlock the door and let your cousin out?

• Ethel Davis : Box room: up the stairs and left, up the stairs and left, up the two little stairs and right.

• Enid Davis : You know, as a matter of fact we're having a heat wave in Australia at the moment. The sheep are dropping like flies, and the flies don't look too good either.