The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)
Orchestra (2007)
Cole Sprouse: Cody Martin
Quotes
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Zack Martin : Cody, there's no need to be jealous. Barbara is crazy about you.
Cody Martin : Yeah. She did give me an engraved protractor for my birthday.
Zack Martin : And if that's not nerd love, I don't know what love is.
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Cody Martin : Barbara Simka Brownstein, you have betrayed me, and the love that we shared! I was learning Yiddish for you, and all I get in return is... Tsuris! We're through!
[Cody storms out of class, as Zack plays the kettle drum to the beat of his stomping. Cody gives Zack a dirty look before leaving as Zack continues to play the drum]
Zack Martin : [to Mrs. Madigan] And you got me playing the triangle.
[scoff]
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[Cody plays a depressing rendition of a famous musical number on the French horn]
Zack Martin : Dude, you're bringing me down. What is that?
Cody Martin : "Ode to Joy".
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Zack Martin : Sergei's in love with Barbara and he's going to take her back to Russia and raise llamas.
Cody Martin : What?
Zack Martin : I know. Llamas sound weird. There's more money in alpacas.
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Cody Martin : Barbara, the only reason I broke up with you was because I thought you and Sergei were going to move back to Russia and raise llamas.
Barbara Brownstein : I'm not interested in Sergei. Plus, the real money is in alpacas.
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Cody Martin : I'd do anything for you. That's why I learned Yiddish. You're my "latke".
Barbara Brownstein : I'm a potato pancake?
Cody Martin : Oh. I guess I need to study some more. I was going to say that you're my true love.
Barbara Brownstein : Close enough.
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Cody Martin : Puberty stinks!
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Cody Martin : That stupid Sergei thinks he's so great just because he's...
Zack Martin : Great?
Cody Martin : Barbara seems to think so. I never want to see his stupid face again.
Zack Martin : What do you think of the poster I made for your fund-raiser?
[Cody furiously yanks the poster out of Carey's hands and rips it to shreds]
Zack Martin : A simple "I don't like it" would've been fine.
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Zack Martin : Cody, you're jealous of a rumor. And I'm not even sure I heard it right.
Cody Martin : [crying] Oh, great! Now I've ruined my life by dumping Barbara,
[squeaky]
Cody Martin : I have NOTHING!
Carey Martin : You have a family that loves you.
Cody Martin : [still crying] I mean something that I care about!