- [first lines]
- Thunderbolt: The name's Bolt, Thunderbolt. I eat Krunchies. Kanine Krunchies. You should too.
- 1st Announcer: Kanine Krunchies, perfect for lunchy. Designer Kanine Krunchies. Dare to be a dog. Shaken, not stirred.
- Rolly: That is so beautiful.
- Spot: Yeah, well, that high end designer chow costs big b-b-bucks and we don't have any. So get over it. B'gawk.
- 2nd Announcer: Hey, hounds. Monday is Designer Kanine Krunchi Day at the Stiffle Food Fortress. You're one and only chance to try Designer KK's rockin' new flavor, pistachio veal, absolutely free. I repeat, free, free, free! So come on down and get fed.
- Lucky: Too cool.
- Rolly: That's it. I'm going to Stiffle.
- Spot: Uh, Hello. Anybody home? Stiffle is miles away. In order to cover that kind of distance, you would need transportation.
- [last lines]
- Lt. Pug: It's the, uh, new Bark Brigade recycling program. Helping your community gets you 45 paw merits.